breastie

Super affectionate term used when a straight male has a female best friend: ie a bestie with breasts. More common among men who favor brunch.

Yo dude, you wanna come over on Sunday morning to watch the game? No thanks, my breastie and I wanna put some poached eggs and bloody marys in our mouths.

by inappropriate bill December 29, 2010

breasties

two female friends that have attractive breasts, and are comfortable enough to take a bath with each other, change in front of each other, and when photographed, usually will pose close enough for their breasts to smush against each other. ( derived from besties )

Joe: You know Megan and April have been getting close to each other, lately.

Mac: Yeah I know, have you seen Megan's profile pic?

Joe: The one with both of them in it?

Mac: Uh-hun, they are such breasties.

by handsomevirgil November 07, 2009

Breastie

A strong and complex nonsexual relationship between two or more females that is greater than being BFF. Similar to a bromance.

If Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox weren't strait I would swear they were lesbians. I guess they are just breasties.

by Lipsmackinggood December 12, 2012

breasty

Being in the mood for breasts. Partially horny, but mainly just the need to look at breasts. See also "Assy" and "Pre-Party"

"I've had about 3 beers, i'm in a really breasty mood"

"Hey Kelly, show your tits! I'm feeling breasty!"

by Deus April 11, 2005

breasties

Breasts, boobs, titties, jugs ect.

Damn that bitch got so nice ass breasties

by X April 20, 2005

Breastie

A best friend of yours that has the same breast size as you

Kim: Hey look, it's my breastie Emma. Let's go say hi!

Mark: Breastie?

Kim: yeah, she's my bestie and has the the same breast size as me.

Mark: let's forget we ever had this conversation

Kim: Agreed

by I've got nothing better to do May 28, 2016

Breastie

Selfie of a women's breasts.

I'd like to see a breastie of her's.

by Mrberlinnh September 18, 2014