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Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.
Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.
Beatstation by Bofheart May 2, 2011

breakation 

A period of time off too long to be a break, not long enough to be a vacation
Winter breakation is so awesome!
:D
breakation by H8S19B2 December 22, 2008
Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!
jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world
bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004

breastraction 

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.
I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.
breastraction by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

breastpionage 

To evaluate a woman’s cleavage without letting her know you’re looking.
Many think Obama's use of Predator drones was a result of the Bush administration proving their usefulness. In reality, President Obama is just engaging in some Pakistani breastpionage.
breastpionage by Dawud_Kafir July 6, 2010

breastimation 

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.
"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."
breastimation by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008