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Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.
Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.
Beatstation by Bofheart May 2, 2011

breakation 

A period of time off too long to be a break, not long enough to be a vacation
Winter breakation is so awesome!
:D
breakation by H8S19B2 December 22, 2008
Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!
jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world
bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004

breastraction 

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.
I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.
breastraction by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

breastpionage 

To evaluate a woman’s cleavage without letting her know you’re looking.
Many think Obama's use of Predator drones was a result of the Bush administration proving their usefulness. In reality, President Obama is just engaging in some Pakistani breastpionage.
breastpionage by Dawud_Kafir July 6, 2010

breastimation 

A estimation, often influenced by inebriation or equal mental hinderance, of a woman's observed bra size from a male perspective. Often used/found in places like college bars, night clubs, gentleman's clubs, etc.
"My breastimations could have been inaccurate, it was dark."
breastimation by Nate Metheny July 31, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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