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Brestoration  

similar to old car restoration, you restore an old womans brest to look like they used to.
Did you see that old hag with the huge boobs?

You mean the one with the "Brestoration " ?
Brestoration by Super Jess January 19, 2009

Brostruation

When you notice one of your bros is acting like a little bitch its safe to assume that he is suffering from brostruation.
Guy 1: Dude what's up with John?
Guy 2: It's his monthly brostruation.
Brostruation by Gab012 May 5, 2010
Both to know of imminent evil or to plan and cause the evil that is soon to become imminent!
jason is the bastation of all that is good and un-evil in this world
bastation by evil twin August 19, 2004

breastraction 

The state of being distracted, solely by a woman's breasts.
I couldn't concentrate at work after the breastraction that my female co-worker had caused me.
breastraction by gerlitzappel October 21, 2006

BROstraction

A distraction either caused by a bro or done to mock a bro.

Occasionally used in beer pong when one team needs to distract the other team
Dude we're getting killed at bp here, we really need a brostraction right about now.

I'm getting really brostracted by the gayness of that bro over there
BROstraction by whitesnake3 February 17, 2010

breastation 

Nipple, the station of which a breast is around.

Chelsie says:
Urm it's like a train station and a train goes into the station and the nipple is the train and the boob is the station
ALSO
Plantation is where seeds are planted to create plants and a nipple is like planted to create a boob.
Lol I saw your breastation.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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