Bofheart's definitions

Beatstation

Pornography and wank paraphernalia spread out around an individual during the act of masterbation to allow multiple stimuli to be viewed for optimal wanking pleasure.

Dave was caught good and proper when Jim barged in and found him in the middle of his beatstation, scuds round his ankles, giving it laldy.

by Bofheart May 2, 2011

Rubbiss

Worse than rubbish, to be used when rubbish is just not strong enough.

Have you seen that Glee TV show? It's utter Rubbiss

by Bofheart January 27, 2011