when you're in a rush to go somewhere in the morning, usually work, & you have to stop at a fast food place or convenient store to purchase breakfast. usually the person has to eat the meal while driving & it might distract them, which can cause an accident, hence brakefast.
guy 1: "hey, did you see that accident on rt.38 this morning ?"
guy 2: "ohh yeah, that was my friendshelly. she had a brakefast & almost totaled her car. lucky she was okay, but the medics said there was eggs, sausage, & pancakes everywhere & she had minor burns from spilling her coffee."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).