braidlocks

are they braids, is they dreadlocks... hmm, both? one hand washes the other, but neither hand washes that shatty hair

“idk if they are braids or dreadlocks, so i guess these jaggers officially have braidlocks”

braidlocks by sretaw, trebor November 11, 2022

Breadlocks 

Dreadlocks when worn by clueless white people.

Justin thought his breadlocks brought him closer to Jah, but other people just thought he really needed a shower.

Breadlocks by Mohandas Grande September 29, 2009

baldlocks 

1. A person with dreadlocks who is balding.
2. The hairstyle of aging trustafarians.

Moonbean's baldlocks possess mystic energies as old as Burning Man 1999.

baldlocks by Richard Russells February 21, 2017

Breadlocks 

Ungroomed Pubic Hair grown from a Vagina that is suffering from a Severe Yeast Infection.

I was going to go down on Jill, but when I opened her legs the smell hit me and I noticed she had Breadlocks, So it was no go and we did anal instead.

Breadlocks by NekroGGRE August 31, 2018

braidlock 

a hairstyle in which the head is buzzed except for the bangs....the bangs are then braided into 4 or 5 braids that hang over the face.....these braids are often multi-coloured.....this hairstyle is most commonly sported on the musician "starpilot".

that dude's braidlock is hella trippy.

my braidlock keeps getting in my eyes.

braidlock by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

brainlock 

When you drink and think at the same time and you repeat the same word over and over until you remember what you were talking about.

person 1: I was at the bar the other day and and and and and oh yea and i finally took a shot of tequila without throwing it back up.

person 2: wow. brainlock?

person 1: Dont judge me.

brainlock by jawbreakers and skittles October 9, 2010