brainlock 

When you drink and think at the same time and you repeat the same word over and over until you remember what you were talking about.

person 1: I was at the bar the other day and and and and and oh yea and i finally took a shot of tequila without throwing it back up.

person 2: wow. brainlock?

person 1: Dont judge me.

brainlock by jawbreakers and skittles October 9, 2010

brainsick muzik 

Wicked Rap label created by twisted insane

Brainsick muzik go hard nigga

brainsick muzik by mr.noitalll January 7, 2014

Brainfuck 

A very minimalist programming language, having a total of eight instructions. Brainfuck is turning complete. Programs written in BF are necessarily obfuscated, as the entire set of commands are as follows: + - < > , .

Hello World in Brainfuck:
++++++++++>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.
>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

Brainfuck by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004

Brainjacking 

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

Brainjacking by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

Brainfucking 

Having an intellectual conversation with someone, at such an intense level that you reach mental orgasms, as if both brains were having sex.

Brainfucking:

"We don't only have physical sex, we also brainfuck a lot. She gives me amazing mental orgasms"
"Lucy likes brainfucking better than actual sex"

Brainfucking by immaterial labour February 5, 2015

brainduck 

brainduck means total fool. duck means zero , someone with zero brains.

Shut up! you brainduck. Are u a brainduck?

brainduck by xorkes November 15, 2011

brainfuck 

A minimalistic programming language designed to specifically fuck with your brain.
It uses 8 symbols total.

Person 1: So I just found out this programming language, it's called brainfuck...
Person 1: And it literally fucked my brain...

brainfuck by Nikitaw99 July 19, 2016