90 definitions by CurvedMirror

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.
that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008
The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.
The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.
by CurvedMirror July 20, 2008
Someone who tries to stop the progression and evolution of the human race by urinating on freedoms, destroying equality, pushing their morals on everyone else, going to war, and polluting.

Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.

Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.

Basically, a republican or a conservative
Stephen Harper is an antiprogressor just like George W.

the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.
by CurvedMirror July 20, 2008
A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.
Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
I gotta go see the zinamaginy. He will ask me if i have been using my hole in the blanket.
by CurvedMirror October 24, 2008
those stupid brightly coloured neon shoes everyone wears...well, not as much anymore....everyone wore them 2 years ago, it was quite the fad.....they are neon rubber shoes that cost $0.50 to make and sold for $50.
look at that....another idiot kid wearing those stupid crocs.

that store is making a killing selling crocs....but boy are they ugly
by CurvedMirror July 11, 2008