Definitions by CurvedMirror
Social Media Stockholme Syndrome
It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.
J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?
J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?
J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?
Social Media Stockholme Syndrome by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014
Facebook Amnesia
A state of confusion found while looking through your news feed and seeing posts from facebook friends that you can't even remember adding. not remembering why they are connected to you, where they came from, where they live, or in what capacity you've met them in real life.
upon viewing his news feed he sat back bewildered, asking himself “who the hell are all these people? i don't remember any of them!” he realized he was suffering from facebook amnesia.
Facebook Amnesia by CurvedMirror April 17, 2014
Spider Legs
When a skinny teenager wheres super-tight dark coloured pants, more often when wearing a thick jacket, it looks like spider legs.
Spider Legs by CurvedMirror February 11, 2010
Basstard
A Basstard is a douchebag who insists on turning the bass up very high when listening to music. The bass ends up drowning out pretty much everything else in the song and the music basically turns into mud.
What song is that idiot listening to? I can't tell because the bass is too high. what a basstard!
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
That basstard doesn't even know what he's listening to. It's all just an auditory mass of sludge. He spent a lot of money on his retarded car stereo system too. Just so that he can listen to mud and vibrate his car to pieces.
The basstard was musically retarded.
Basstard by CurvedMirror January 16, 2010
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zinamaginy by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Puffer
When a woman accidentally farts during intercourse. Not to be confused with a pussy fart, this is an actual flatulent fart.
My girlfriend let out a puffer last night and we had to stop fucking because she couldn't stop laughing about it. She was very embarrassed.
Puffer by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
Smelly Puffer
My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.
Smelly Puffer by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009