CurvedMirror's definitions

Swamel Toe

Sweaty camel toe.

Her crotch was wet and i could see her swamel toe.

by CurvedMirror August 18, 2008

Talking To Americans

A reoccurring segment on the Canadian political/social satire television show "This Hour Has 22 Minutes". In this segment, Rick Mercer talks to Americans and proves to us all how uneducated, ignorant, and utterly stupid many americans are.

Did you see talking to americans last night? Rick Mercer proved once again that many americans are completely unaware of the world outside of the U.S.A.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Wigger

A white person (usually suburban) who acts and dresses gangster (black, urban). Usually ends up in jail or getting addicted to crack and has a mental defect that makes him/her like rap music.

Also known as a Wankster

Fucking wiggers, they look like retards and act like retards!

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Starfucks

Parody of Starbucks.

Starfucks has such awful coffee! it's expensive and it tastes like sewage.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

nippermart

a chinese-run convenience store.

i have to purchase some smokes at the nippermart.

she was caught stealing candy from the local nippermart.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

americaned

1. the act of taking all the life or substance out of an entity.

2. to kill a buzz or be a buzzkill

we americaned the poor bastard and he went out of business.

the cops really americaned us at that party last weekend.

a large oil company americaned that ecosystem by dumping a massive amount of oil into that lake.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008