Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.

The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Alberta

The Texas of Canada. Filled with rednecks, oil-tycoons, and socially backward conservatives.

I want to take the bus to British Columbia but unfortunately we have to go through Alberta to get there.

Alberta is ruining Canada.

Hide your dope well, we're entering Alberta.

by CurvedMirror December 09, 2008

Meathead

Someone who posts their name on Urban Dictionary followed by a bunch of untruthful egotistical comments. Usually done by cowardly teenage jocks with undersized genitalia.

I'm tired of all those idiotic teenage meathead's posting useless definitions on urban dictionary and wasting the time of it's editors.

by CurvedMirror March 01, 2009

Wigger

A white person (usually suburban) who acts and dresses gangster (black, urban). Usually ends up in jail or getting addicted to crack and has a mental defect that makes him/her like rap music.

Also known as a Wankster

Fucking wiggers, they look like retards and act like retards!

by CurvedMirror March 01, 2009

Dog

1. God, an omnipotent and probably fictional being.

oh my dog!

dog dammit!

i believe in dog.

by CurvedMirror July 02, 2008

Wankster

Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.

That wankster thinks he's so tough.

by CurvedMirror March 01, 2009

Like An American Election

Used to describe something that is fake, phony, false, etc.

McDonalds doesn't use real meat in their food, it's like an american election.

by CurvedMirror December 09, 2008