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German meat dish, containing pork, beef, chicken and the tears of 80's heart throb, David Hasselhoff. High in protein. Side effects may include being hooked on a feelin'.

Males who eat brüchen every day are twice as likely to survive a bear attack.

brüchen by teacherofthingsandstuff April 20, 2015

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Buchen

A cigarette, or bogue

Yo Ox-guy, buchen?

Buchen by 420swed September 26, 2010

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Buchentuchen

A cover word that can be used to replace other words like "ass" when in reference to females.

When talking in a group of three with another male when a female is present; "This girl has some nice buchentuchen."

Girl-"What's buchentuchen?

Buchentuchen by 2 Chainz Acolyte September 15, 2013

Buchenwald

Located in Germany, Buchenwald was one of the worst Nazi concentration camps, although not often mentioned. It is alleged that the wife of the commandant (her name: Ilsa(Ilse (sp?)) Koch) used the skin(sometimes tattooed) of prisoners to make objects, one often mentioned is a lampshade.
Some people believe that the evidence was falsified by the Allied liberators, but if this were the case, why only in Buchenwald? There would be equal opportunities and will(on behalf of the Allies and the ex-prisoners) to make false accusations at any concentration camp. A lot of these disagreements most likely come from Neo-Nazis and Anti-Semites anyway.

Buchenwald is was a horrible place and should be remebered as such.

Buchenwald by it doesn't matter, does it? May 10, 2006

burchenko

To do something that makes you stupid or blonde.

"Dangit, I just pulled a burchenko."

burchenko by yourrrrmotherrrr July 27, 2009

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

This is from Family Guy.
It is meant to be German, but is actually wrong, since the word "werdest" is not even a German word at all.

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

The correct sentence would be: "Du wirst eine Krankenschwester brauchen".

(You will need a nurse.)

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN by sentrio January 23, 2009

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026