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Mixture of the word bruh and chance. Meaning to use the word perchance, but using bruh in the same sentence.
Bruchance you could give me details about Sandro's whereabouts so I can track him.
bruchance by 5 rounds November 24, 2023
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Blachance 

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly down hill.

2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents and asian girls, being unable to tell the difference.
Look at how pissed that blachance is, we are so rat fucked!
Blachance by Kirk Everist September 22, 2008

bruchacha 

Spanish slang for a nicer witch chick. Bruchacha is a mix between a bruja and muchacha. Someone you're close to, but not quite a straight-up rude ass hoe.
Man, I love my two sisters-in-law, but they can be some bruchachas sometimes when they haven't eaten.
bruchacha by Lewpadewp July 30, 2020

Blachance 

1. A rotund pile of shit that rolls quickly downhill.
2. A dirty bastard that fucks large rodents.
Dude, that Blachance over there looks pissed, we are sooo rat fucked!
Blachance by Kirk Everist October 7, 2006

Bouchane 

The act of sexually penetrating a a geriatric member of a nursing home. There is controversy on whether the penetration must be anal or not to qualify as a real Bouchane.
Holy shit! Did you hear that Mike bouchaned his grandmother's friend?
Bouchane by Jansen McGee August 5, 2007

bruthaniel 

A man who likes to suck chodes whilst he has a BBC in his ass
That guy other there is a real bruthaniel.

Bitchancé 

A form of the word bitch and fiancé combined to describe someone's fiancé is a bitch.
His bitchancé gots to go.
Bitchancé by SassMaster247 September 22, 2021
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