bluchening

bluchening
bluchening (noun)
1: A term to define a scenario containing the sequence of events from the cause of the initial bluch to the chaos that ensues afterwards.

bluchening (verb)
1: A more sophisticated/niche term for the gen alpha slang "rizz".

"I was committing bluchening with my girlfriend and she liked it."

by SD8463 August 30, 2025

Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

the blackening

The lesser known part of judgement day where everyone goes into a stealing and murdering rampage

Moses: and on the final day there will be the blackening, where all will be killed, raped and lost.
Person: hasn't the blackening spread across Africa then?
Moses: of those we do not speak

by Jewish healthcare November 21, 2016

Bluching

The act of blushing whilst belching. Usually in front of someone the blucher is attempting to impress.

I swallowed some air with my drink of beer and bluched right in that hottie's face.

Bluching in the middle of delivering my father's eulogy was one of the more embarrassing things in my life.

by Dylan Donnie-Duke Dali Llama September 5, 2013

The Bitchening

A lifestyle you follow after getting fucked over or when you want to change your life for the better

Guy 1: didn’t she cheat on you? How are you doing?
Guy 2: I’m fine, the bitchening is helping me get over her and getting jacked

by TBIU May 7, 2022

Blackening

To get moody and sullen over something stupid. Usually followed by spontaneous lecturing on boring topics.

Q: Did the mood in the room just change?
A: Yes, such is the power of Blackening.

by xSiphiliSx March 9, 2009

Bitchening

How an inexperienced young man describes his wishes being overruled by two or more older and wiser female companions. A subjectively personalized perception of constructive criticisms sm.

Chris felt the arguments by Mary and Emily for a change of plan as intolerable bitchening.

by Tourista December 6, 2016