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If _____ was a boy it would like other boys 

When a certain thing or person acts in a gay fashion (slang: Stupid; Idiotic, Jose), this phrase can take the place of one such as "You are a gay fag."
If I said "You are a gay person," "If _____ was a boy it would like other boys," could be substituted instead. For example "If Pikachu were a boy it would like other boy Pikachus."

Beth’s Boys 

Dirty stinking scum. Most racist, homophobic, sexist, ugliest cunts in Bexley. Peasant commoners that think they’re posh. Attention seeking twats that dk when enoughs enough.
Oh hey does he go to Beth’s Boys?
Don’t even try they on them caveman tings ✨
Beth’s Boys by tendouii May 9, 2020

Beth’s Boys 

Ugly ugly ugly virgin boys. Full of pedo’s that go on pornhub to watch what they know that they’ll never be getting!
Ew who is that ugly ugly boy?
I bet it’s a Beth boy!

Ew that smells like a Beth boy?
You can tell from the B.O

That guy looks like virgin!
Defo a Beth boy!!

Beth’s boys?
You bet🤮🤢
Beth’s Boys by Wgsg😁 June 12, 2019

uncle ben's boys 

a racial term to define asians.
look at uncle ben's boys driving around in their hondas, shouldn't they be out on the rice patties?
uncle ben's boys by oliverclosoff December 1, 2009

Wolmer's Boys School 

Wolmer's Boys School is a high school in Kingston at quebec lodge formerly known as 'Heroes Circle' the boys that attend that school are usually the best at everything including getting females
They are born gyalis especially first former which names begins with m for example: Malakai
look at that guy he’s perfect I bet he goes to wolmers boys
look at that ute he’s so cute I bet he goes to Wolmer's Boys School
Wolmer's Boys School by nahhlmao December 23, 2022

Robbie's Boys 

The act of not winning. To come so close but not have the victory.
This season the Lions will go out and Robbie's Boys.
Robbie's Boys by mulva September 25, 2005
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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