box chick 

a hot woman with whom you interact with in cyberspace...

man, I'm so rubbing one out over my box chick

box chick by fluffer212 January 27, 2009

The Box Chick 

The Box Chick is a term I came up with to decribe a certain type of woman that you would not normally exclusively date. There is something you like about this person, but your ashamed you like her in a sexual/romantic way. She will always be there for you when you need her to be. But you don't let anyone know your involved with this person. You take her out of the Toy Box when ever you want to play with her..Hence...The Box Chick !

"Hey..where is Greg ?"- " "He may be playing around with The Box Chick"

The Box Chick by GOODTIMEOTNER207 January 15, 2009

Box Checker 

A person who achieves a desired position due to one or more nonjob competency related criteria. The organization may deem that the criteria helps their public or other social favorability. I.E. the candidate "checks the box". This term and related policy has become more frequently used in politics and in very large public or private companies, to not infrequent embarrassing ends, since a more competent applicant would have been overlooked in favor of a box checker.

The public affairs spokesperson frequently misspeaks and typically does not have answers for easy questions. It looks like they were hired a a box checker for their position.

Box Checker by Blood Alpha January 14, 2023

mail box check 

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

mail box check by D0c April 15, 2006

Box Checking 

A term used to describe how shows/movies make sure to have a variety of characters in their cast, often at the expense of realism. The list of boxes that need to be checked off normally includes people of different races, religions, sexual orientation, etc that are made sure to be included in hopes of reaching a broader audience. This tendency is normally used to appeal to the left by including gays, people of color, and other minorities so as not to appear biased towards straight whites, which dominated media culture in previous decades. However it's not uncommon to appeal to the right as well by including characters that are more conservative, white, and more adherent to the previous standards. The point being that all of the boxes need to be checked in order for a modern show to be aired, often resulting in a hilarious lineup/combination of characters that would normally not be seen together in real life.

"Have you seen that new TV show on Fox?" Sam asked Jenny.
"Ugh, no way, to much box checking. We're just expected to believe that a white redneck and a black rap star are best friends living with a gay Chinese couple in the middle of Salt Lake City?" Jenny replied.

Box Checking by anonymous January 6, 2021

Box-check 

A twisted "game" created by motorcyclists that congregate at a San Diego bike night gathering (in Mira Mesa). Played by attempting to make (mostly harmful) physical contact with another player's genitals.

Players usually stand around in a circle (or semi-circle) discussing random topics and randomly a player will try to "box-check" another by taking a strike at their genitals. The game attempts to make use of several diversions, such as riddles or jokes to distract players.

The box-check is the female version of a "bing-bong"

Most of the motorcyclists at said San Diego Bike Night gathering know that if they try to box-check MCC, she will introduce them to the ground.

none given as no box-check has been completed.

Box-check by The MCC December 26, 2008

box checker 

Someone who checks all the boxes to be pretty but, when you put it all together, it doesn't really work. From far away they're really pretty but, the closer up you get, you're able to see the flaws in their artificial beauty. All their attractiveness is fake, so it's not actually pretty.

The box checker is known to have weekly appointments at the tanning salon, dye their hair the lightest shade of bleach blonde, own every push-up bra from Victoria's Secret, and have long fake nails. Is a frequent user of both the Facetune app and the crown Snapchat filter. The most extreme box checkers have used plastic surgery to change that A-cup to a DD, which surprised literally no one.

Box checkers are typically very open sexually and, to your dismay, have hooked up with your biggest crush, older brother, and hot third cousin. But even though they've hooked up with all these people, they are ALWAYS single because who would want to date the girl with fake boobs and chlamydia. While they never have a problem going home with someone, they are all understood as "undatable."

Nate: I think Brittany's kind of pretty but something's off.
Lisa: Oh my god she's such a box checker. Her makeup is so caked on and her tan is totally fake. Also no way that's her natural hair color.

box checker by highschoolhero November 13, 2017