D0c's definitions

Lip lard

Another name for Chapstick or other lip stuff to put on your beak....

Hey, my lips are dry, throw me some lip lard.

by D0c May 21, 2008

lunch lady arms

The hanging fat on the back of the arms above the elbow and under the armpit of a woman. No muscle (tricep) all blubber.

Look at the lunch lady arms on that pig.....

by D0c July 23, 2007

rusty sheriff star

A brown asshole or poop shoot.

My old lady has a clean rusty sheriff star for a culo.

by d0c March 17, 2008

paddy

Since many early American cops were Irish, the wagon that carried them to a crime scene or hauled crooks to the jail were known as Paddy Wagons.

O'leary... summon the paddy wagon... these boys need to spend the night in the hoosecow.

by D0c April 10, 2006

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008

pinched

to get arrested by the police.... a very old term.

I was pinched by the cops.

by d0c February 12, 2008

bumping ugly

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

by D0c February 23, 2006