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Dante with both hands 

When you hold an erect penis with one hand and "bop" it with the other hand.
"But Ms. Millnitch, Lucas is giving a dante with both hands in the bathroom!"
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botch era 

The TRUE current era of professional wrestling. For 20 years, since 2000, all that has truly mattered in wrestling, has been Brock Lesnar, Batista, Bill Goldberg, Randy Orton, Triple H, John Cena, and Hulk Hogan. B.O.T.C.H. It is a botched era of wrestling, dominated by the same performers, over and over and over. Once in awhile the WWE will throw in a couple other guys to distract you from what is really going on (Ziggler, Sandow, Barrett, Ambrose, Reigns, Nakamura, Kennedy), but they will always revert back to the same 6-8 corporately safe, boring, predictable, banal performers. For example, Batista coming back in 2014 to automatically win the 2014 Royal Rumble, and Hulk Hogan hosting Raw in 2021 promoting his H PHONE. Wrestling can't and will not get better until all of these guys stop, retire, or die. PERIOD.
All that truly matters in wrestling is Brock, Orton, HHH, Cena, and Hogan. Welcome to the Botch Era!

Cena wins again?! Come on!
What did you expect, it's the Botch Era.

Did you know that from 2000-2015 there was a 50% chance that Cena, Orton, or Triple H were in the main event of every single PPV produced by WWE? How good could a show be using 3 guys over and over and over and over?

Duh, it's the Botch Era.
botch era by MrSambo February 8, 2021

I see both sides like chanel 

A Bisexual statement made famous by Frank Ocean's song "Chanel," and it's supposed to be a metaphor since the Chanel logo has two C's facing opposite ways... c what he did there?
Boi: You gay?
Boi 2: nah fam, I see both sides like chanel

grab your ass with both hands 

To take control of your situation.

Imagine you are stuck and would push ahead with your hands. Now imagine you are grabbing your ass with both hands to push yourself along.

Or grabbing your ass with both hands to lift yourself out of a problem.

Similar to pulling yourself up by your bootstraps, except more evocative.
My crisis-prone neighbor was whining about her latest self-inflicted fiasco.

I told her "grab your ass with both hands" and went out for a beer with my friends.

PW Botha 

South African President 1978-1989. Outspoken opponent of majority rule and idiot commies. Left the presidency because of a stroke. Succeeded by Chris Heunis in 1989.
PW Botha was a great president- sad that we won't have a leader like him again.
PW Botha by Bert Large March 31, 2019
Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Mother fucking shit".
Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
oh bother by Rebecks March 17, 2008