bottlecaped

When you twist the penis off of a random person that made you angry.

Bottlecapee: hey, you got the dick of a 6 year old ckick.

Bottlecaper: lets see about that when you get the shit bottlecaped out of you.

by minecraft sexer September 26, 2011

Bottlecapping

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.

While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.

by malthewiz October 28, 2018

bottlecap method

When you hot glue bottlecaps to your nipples, sexually, and seductively rub the outer ridges of said bottlecaps, and enjoy it. Usually for sexual pleasure.

Wow, I heard Derek and Braedyn tried the Bottlecap Method last night in bed!

by Dogboot February 20, 2017

rusty bottlecap

When a girl is licking your ass and you realize that you didn't wipe completely when taking a crap earlier in the day.

She was licking my ass and I gave her the ol' rusty bottlecap. She didn't like it, but she kept going. What a trooper!

by 6BallsAndASplit November 5, 2009

Bottlecap Eye Syndrome

When the clock strikes around 2:00am and your eyes suddenly start to feel like they are two bottlecaps stuck to your face.

Alex: "Oh its already 2:00am"
Zak: "Yeah, I've got some rotten Bottlecap Eye Syndrome."

by AlphaMayell April 19, 2010

bottlecap

to put your thumb in a persons butthole and then flicking your thumb out causing to make a popping noise.

i bottlecapped hannah yesterday.

by bottlecapgod November 8, 2011

bottlecapped

The act of inserting a bottle cap into a mans penis hole then hammering it in deep. After that cover his dick with wet salt and then make 100 little cuts on the penis using an exacto knife. After that cut off his cock using a blunt hatchet and mail the mutilated penis to blizzard

I bottlecapped myself because kalgan wont nerf warriors

by acarpish March 15, 2008