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bottlecapped 

The act of inserting a bottle cap into a mans penis hole then hammering it in deep. After that cover his dick with wet salt and then make 100 little cuts on the penis using an exacto knife. After that cut off his cock using a blunt hatchet and mail the mutilated penis to blizzard
I bottlecapped myself because kalgan wont nerf warriors
bottlecapped by acarpish March 15, 2008

Bottlecapping 

The emergency placement of a hand over a penis to avoid a facial.
While Kaitlyn was on her Tinder date, bottlecapping Jeff became the only option to protect her dignity.
Bottlecapping by malthewiz October 28, 2018

Bottle-Capped 

To forcefully shove a bottle (size may vary) up the anus of another individual for sexual pleasure.
Last night, Nicole was roughly bottle-capped by two rather large asian twins. However, she enjoyed the experience, and they plan on another rendevous next Friday.

bottlecaped 

When you twist the penis off of a random person that made you angry.
Bottlecapee: hey, you got the dick of a 6 year old ckick.

Bottlecaper: lets see about that when you get the shit bottlecaped out of you.
bottlecaped by minecraft sexer September 26, 2011

bottlecapping 

verb: the action of pulling a "bottlecap". adj. a person who has been bottlecapped, has been on the recieving end of a prank.
When one attempts to pick up money from the ground, only to find it has been super-glued down, by some hilarious prankster.
They just got bottlecapped!!! Bottlecapping has just occurred
bottlecapping by Curtain head September 1, 2006

Bottlecapping 

The art of swallowing and lodging an object in your throat, and choking
Dude, he swallowed a bottlecap. he was Bottlecapping
Bottlecapping by Potter7137 June 3, 2012

Bottlecapping 

When a man or woman bites the head off of a penis during oral sex.
I wish George W. Bush was a victim of bottlecapping.
Bottlecapping by 50yearoldvirgin February 26, 2017
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