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To ass-rape something beautiful and pure.
Did you see Jane and Tom's new baby?
See it, I totally kalganned the little bastard!
Kalgan by The Irrefutable One April 30, 2005
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Kalgan • Kalganism • Kalganize • Kalani • Kalan • kalyani • Kağan • Kallan • Kalpana • kagan
Another word for "shit," used by World of Warcraft players.
Kalgan is the name of a Blizzard Employee whom everybody hates because he's unfair. It is true that Kalgan plays a Warrior, and thus all nerfs to other classes are blamed on him.
Man, this nerf is a bunch of Bull Kalgan!
Kalgan by formuladrixx January 17, 2008
Shit as in: poop, feces, crap, bowel movement.
Did you see the Kalgan in the toilet?
Yeah, it was big and smelly!

Aww man! I stepped in Cow kalgan.
kalgan by Willchud January 16, 2008
Kalgan. The bane of all warriors. Evil. Satanic. Hypocritical. Spellcaster.
Watch out, Kalgan will curse your sword arm and lower your damage per second.

OMFG you dirty rotten Kalgan.

Kalgan, He should shut the fuck up.
Kalgan by Vanzer February 20, 2005
Takbo si Jessica sa casino. Dami kagang.
Kagang by Cyclonetrading July 7, 2021

kaljantai 

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.
Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !
kaljantai by iippa February 27, 2009
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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