bottleanus 

When you're at your straight friend's house pounding back a few beers and your friend gets up to go to the bathroom. You take your friend's nonempty beer bottle and forcibly insert it into your anus. Using your now gaping asshole, you rub your anus all over his couch cushions, pranking your friend.

Lance got up to use the toilet so i bottleanus'd his couch

bottleanus by Alec J Biello August 29, 2011

bottlenosed 

Adj. When a female engages in shaving her genatalia which then appears like the smooth rubber like snout of a bottlenose dolphin.

Oh man, I went over to my chicks house last night and pet her bottlenosed dolphin...with my tongue!

or...

Those pants are so tight on that chick, you can see her bottlenose!

bottlenosed by Jeff Striker September 15, 2007

Bottleass 

1. A drunk

2. An alcoholic

1. Outside of Bar:

"Holy shit, check that guy out. He can't even stand!"

Response: "Fuckin Bottleass"

2. Walk into a bar:
"Dude, that guy is in here every night."
"Yea, he is a Bottleass."

Bottleass by Ghostbustersfreak March 25, 2010

Bottlenose Dolphin 

The act of submerging underwater and ramming your nose up your partner’s ass as they simultaneously fart.

While taking a bath together, Jake held his breath and asked, “Oh Amanda, will you please go underwater and give me a bottlenose dolphin?” She obliged.

Bottlenose Dolphin by SwankdizzleFresh April 5, 2021

Bottlenose Dolphin 

A sexual act in which a couple wearing life vests preforms a standing 69 while diving into a swimming pool. Once submerged, the life jackets will cause the couple to shoot up towards the surface and jump out of the water similar to the animal of the same name.

(On phone) Fred: "Hey, Daphne, I'm sorry, but I'm going to be a little late coming home tonight as the circle jerk is lasting longer than we expected. Hows about I make it up to you by taking you down to the water park tomorrow? We can try the Bottlenose Dolphin!"

Daphne: Oh gee, that sounds swell, Fred. Don't worry about me. Velma and I have been wanting to try scissoring again, but we just couldn't find the time! This will work out quite well for both of us. I'll call her up now!"

Bottlenose Dolphin by Velocidad Maximus October 5, 2011

Bottleass 

A charmingly clumsy person who makes a lot of mistakes... usually because they're thinking about something else

Lucy tripped up the stairs as she was explaining wormhole theory to me. She is such a bottleass!

Bottleass by bedazzlethis November 5, 2022

Bottlenose 

A person or thing that is a real pain. They're annoying, or in the case of a object they don't work. Can also be used in place of verb.

can be altered for certain occasions, Bottlenosing. Or shortened, Bottle, Bottling.

"Man, steve is really being a bottlenose today!"

"This computer is a friggen bottlenose, it never works!"

"Remember that time Lauren went bottlenosing into the curb?"

Bottlenose by Pat November 3, 2004