bortlin 

A man with a monster shmeats

Person 1: “how was last night?”
Person 2: “i mean it was bortlin what more is there to say”
Person 1: “oh girl i know you is sore”

bortlin by nosoulwoah September 7, 2022

Klein Bottling 

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

Klein Bottling by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.

Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!

Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

your blood's worth bottling 

If an Australian says to you that "your blood's worth bottling", he/she is paying you a major compliment.

If an Australian believes you have been of great assistance to him/her in some way,for example solved a worrying problem for the person, had a positive impact on the person's life, been a true and helpful friend to that person, or done something of a significant positive nature for that person then he/she may show his/her very great appreciation for your help by telling you "Mate (or your name), your blood's worth bottling". Generally it is a special compliment only handed out for some personal contribution by you that the person believes is of particular significance to him/her. It is said when other methods of showing your appreciation are not enough, where it may be difficult to put your feelings into words or where it saves you going into a long winded explanation of your feelings.

your blood's worth bottling by Dr J D Collins September 11, 2008

mind bottling 

You know, what happens when your thoughts get all trapped up like in a bottle.

Its mind bottling how many people still litter.

mind bottling by spaceman_ryan December 24, 2008

Bertlin

He is the darkness in the cotton field and man of no words known as a mute freak by many’s he’s tall slender and has plump lips gets dubbed but everytime he comes back as new man as the light for the black people he is the hope HE IS THE COON KNIGHT

Owen:*drops a pencil* I’m doofy Bertlin

Bertlin by sexyman52 October 22, 2019