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Person 1: “how was last night?”
Person 2: “i mean it was bortlin what more is there to say”
Person 1: “oh girl i know you is sore”
bortlin by nosoulwoah September 7, 2022
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Klein Bottling 

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.
I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.
Klein Bottling by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018
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Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.
Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!
Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

your blood's worth bottling 

If an Australian says to you that "your blood's worth bottling", he/she is paying you a major compliment.
If an Australian believes you have been of great assistance to him/her in some way,for example solved a worrying problem for the person, had a positive impact on the person's life, been a true and helpful friend to that person, or done something of a significant positive nature for that person then he/she may show his/her very great appreciation for your help by telling you "Mate (or your name), your blood's worth bottling". Generally it is a special compliment only handed out for some personal contribution by you that the person believes is of particular significance to him/her. It is said when other methods of showing your appreciation are not enough, where it may be difficult to put your feelings into words or where it saves you going into a long winded explanation of your feelings.

mind bottling 

You know, what happens when your thoughts get all trapped up like in a bottle.
Its mind bottling how many people still litter.
mind bottling by spaceman_ryan December 24, 2008
He is the darkness in the cotton field and man of no words known as a mute freak by many’s he’s tall slender and has plump lips gets dubbed but everytime he comes back as new man as the light for the black people he is the hope HE IS THE COON KNIGHT
Owen:*drops a pencil* I’m doofy Bertlin
Bertlin by sexyman52 October 22, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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