Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.

Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!

Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

Bartling

verb; to barbecue, but to do so in an odd way

He has been meat bartling for over an hour now!

Bartling by noellllllllllll February 2, 2019

Bartling

A smaller version of Bart Simpson. Bartlings usually travel in lines from 10 to around 1000 Bartlings are also known to get agitated very easily.

Watch out the Bartlings are coming!

Bartling by CoolCatProductions June 19, 2025

Brandon Bartling

Cutest drummer of all time. From Indiana. Likes cuddling and making other's lives better.

"Can I get a guy like Brandon Bartling?"

Brandon Bartling by brandonmichael April 18, 2013

Dick Battling Space Unicorn 

A unicorn with a dick for a horn that shoots jizz lazers out of the horn.

A bukaki is like a Dick battling space unicorn fight.

Dick Battling Space Unicorn by Dick battling space unicorn December 6, 2010

Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

ogre battling 

The act of attempting to have anal sex with a person while they are trying to shit.

Yo dude i was totally ogre battling this chick last night, IT WAS SICK!

ogre battling by 420_Sneaky_33_Pete_69 August 13, 2008