Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

Klein Bottling

The act of two gay men penetrating each other's anuses simultaneously.

I walked into the room to find Charles Klein Bottling the UPS guy. To be honest I was too impressed to be angry.

by DANGLEBERRY JIM January 10, 2018

Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.

Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!

by bearCat December 17, 2012

your blood's worth bottling

If an Australian says to you that "your blood's worth bottling", he/she is paying you a major compliment.

If an Australian believes you have been of great assistance to him/her in some way,for example solved a worrying problem for the person, had a positive impact on the person's life, been a true and helpful friend to that person, or done something of a significant positive nature for that person then he/she may show his/her very great appreciation for your help by telling you "Mate (or your name), your blood's worth bottling". Generally it is a special compliment only handed out for some personal contribution by you that the person believes is of particular significance to him/her. It is said when other methods of showing your appreciation are not enough, where it may be difficult to put your feelings into words or where it saves you going into a long winded explanation of your feelings.

by Dr J D Collins September 11, 2008

mind bottling

You know, what happens when your thoughts get all trapped up like in a bottle.

Its mind bottling how many people still litter.

by spaceman_ryan December 24, 2008

mind bottling

When things get so crazy that your thoughts get all trapped, like in a bottle.

Watch Blades of Glory... Will Farrell, "Wow, mind bottling isn't it?"

by Niko M. December 24, 2008

bottling water

Bottling your own water consists of such terrible diarrhea often the result of aggressive drinking and/or chili dogs. The poo comes out with a similar consistency of a squirt gun. Solid chunks are not allowed.

I shouldn't have eaten four chili dogs and beer because now I'm bottling water out of my ass!!

by ThePuddin January 11, 2009