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bertling

The dislocation of your cock and balls. very aggressively becoming a female.
Bertling: aggressively becoming a woman.

AH SHIT MA BOY, I’M A WOMAN *proceeds to tear off balls furiously* FUCK!
by Velvet Red Dreams December 2, 2020
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Bortling

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.
Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.
by munkyodoom November 14, 2016
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Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.
Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!
by bearCat December 17, 2012
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beatlingual

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.
Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.
by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015
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beryling

verb;

for one's nipples to show through their shirt
Kevin: Hey Connor is it cold in here? 'cause your beryling like a mothafucker.
by shitmac February 21, 2011
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Bertlin

He is the darkness in the cotton field and man of no words known as a mute freak by many’s he’s tall slender and has plump lips gets dubbed but everytime he comes back as new man as the light for the black people he is the hope HE IS THE COON KNIGHT
Owen:*drops a pencil* I’m doofy Bertlin
by sexyman52 October 22, 2019
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Berlingeresque

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.
Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway
by K dawg plus March 8, 2004
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