bertling 

The dislocation of your cock and balls. very aggressively becoming a female.

Bertling: aggressively becoming a woman.

AH SHIT MA BOY, I’M A WOMAN *proceeds to tear off balls furiously* FUCK!

bertling by Velvet Red Dreams December 2, 2020

Bortling 

Failing at something while at the same time succeeding as it pertains to fantasy football. Can also be used in situations outside of the fantasy realm.

Blake Bortles threw two first-half interceptions and was bortling his way to help win my fantasy matchup as he tossed three second-half touchdowns during garbage time.

Bortling by munkyodoom November 14, 2016

Bartling

to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.

Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!

Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

beatlingual 

1. When the beat of a song speaks a universal language that audiences across the globe can understand.

2. When the beat speaks louder than words.

Armin & Hardwell's new track, "Off the Hook," is 100% beatlingual; there's no vocals, but the beat speaks to everyone.

beatlingual by vibeguy001 October 28, 2015

beryling 

verb;

for one's nipples to show through their shirt

Kevin: Hey Connor is it cold in here? 'cause your beryling like a mothafucker.

beryling by shitmac February 21, 2011

Bertlin

He is the darkness in the cotton field and man of no words known as a mute freak by many’s he’s tall slender and has plump lips gets dubbed but everytime he comes back as new man as the light for the black people he is the hope HE IS THE COON KNIGHT

Owen:*drops a pencil* I’m doofy Bertlin

Bertlin by sexyman52 October 22, 2019

Berlingeresque 

Any action which combines ghettoness, extreme luck, and blatent stupidity.

Not neccessarily an insult, can also be used to credit one with luck or an uncanny ability to act in a way "unfit" for "normal" people.

Examples:
1. Ironing a shirt while it's on
2. Getting away with stealing shit from a house and speeding afterward.
3. Consistantly forgetting your work uniform, but going to work anyway

Berlingeresque by K dawg plus March 8, 2004