A flakey ass person who always uses a broken watch for their reason for being late. They always keep a cheap digital watch with a broken display on their wrist, which they will point to if asked why they are late.

That guy is a brokewatch. Don't bother asking why he's late, he will start crying about how he fell down the stairs on his way to work and how lucky he was that he didn't break his neck.

Brokewatch by bushmeatburrito July 10, 2016

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Blazewatch

The act of being the only one in a group of friends that is not blazing: being on blazewatch.

The blazewatcher either too soft to blaze or knows that his/her buddies will probably end up dead or locked up by the end of the night, and takes them under his wing while they are baked. He/She can be an important entity to any good blazefest.

This term was forged in the depths of Toronto during the inner city drug raids.

Frank: Yo man, we are gonna fuck shit up tonite!

Chris: Yah, thank God we have Mike on blazewatch or this is probably gonna be the last thing I do.

Blazewatch by T.O.ACE25 April 3, 2009

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BoobieWatcher

a "galavanter"

-one who seeks out pleasure by flirting and hardlegging women on message boards

That dude is quite the boobiewatcher... You know, a real hardleg

BoobieWatcher by MommaLickaBooBoo August 2, 2010

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