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Blazewatch

The act of being the only one in a group of friends that is not blazing: being on blazewatch.

The blazewatcher either too soft to blaze or knows that his/her buddies will probably end up dead or locked up by the end of the night, and takes them under his wing while they are baked. He/She can be an important entity to any good blazefest.

This term was forged in the depths of Toronto during the inner city drug raids.
Frank: Yo man, we are gonna fuck shit up tonite!

Chris: Yah, thank God we have Mike on blazewatch or this is probably gonna be the last thing I do.
by T.O.ACE25 April 3, 2009
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Baewatch

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.
The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.
by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014
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blazeathon

we gonna have a blazeathon this weekend, u in?
by Btizzle May 13, 2005
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Blackwatch

Blackwatch is a group of pseudointellectual trolls, first forming in World of Warcraft and holding a presence in several online gaming communities.

The group espouses a particular agenda, emphasizing the need for detachment and disidentification in people. Through this, they justify their inflammatory actions, although many members troll simply for amusement.
Blackwatch gained moderate renown after launching a slander campaign against a World of Warcraft player; the libel would be debunked, associating the group with guilds like Serenity Now and granting it an enormous amount of infamy.

The group would later feign a member's real life death, eliciting sympathy from the World of Warcraft community. This would also be debunked as deception.
by Aeranlaes November 2, 2008
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boozewatch

A sight that lists where the cheapest drinks are in Western Australia
You can search boozewatch to find the best drink bargains in Western Australia
by Croweater February 18, 2008
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Baewatch

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.
Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch
by mambo-p May 26, 2016
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Baewatch

The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vain hope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.
Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.

Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.

Five days later...

Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!

Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.
by Moontoons June 30, 2014
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