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Blazewatch 

The act of being the only one in a group of friends that is not blazing: being on blazewatch.

The blazewatcher either too soft to blaze or knows that his/her buddies will probably end up dead or locked up by the end of the night, and takes them under his wing while they are baked. He/She can be an important entity to any good blazefest.

This term was forged in the depths of Toronto during the inner city drug raids.
Frank: Yo man, we are gonna fuck shit up tonite!

Chris: Yah, thank God we have Mike on blazewatch or this is probably gonna be the last thing I do.
Blazewatch by T.O.ACE25 April 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Baewatch 

Any activity condoning the search of potential mates in public. Best performed with a group, although can be completed successfully alone.

A portmanteau of "bae" and the television show "Bay Watch", as original baewatches were condoned at beach.
The baewatch was over after John hit on the cougar without arms.

The thirst was evident as we performed

our third baewatch of the day.
Baewatch by MLB_Thad May 27, 2014

blazeathon 

we gonna have a blazeathon this weekend, u in?
blazeathon by Btizzle May 13, 2005

Blackwatch

Blackwatch is a group of pseudointellectual trolls, first forming in World of Warcraft and holding a presence in several online gaming communities.

The group espouses a particular agenda, emphasizing the need for detachment and disidentification in people. Through this, they justify their inflammatory actions, although many members troll simply for amusement.
Blackwatch gained moderate renown after launching a slander campaign against a World of Warcraft player; the libel would be debunked, associating the group with guilds like Serenity Now and granting it an enormous amount of infamy.

The group would later feign a member's real life death, eliciting sympathy from the World of Warcraft community. This would also be debunked as deception.
Blackwatch by Aeranlaes November 2, 2008

boozewatch 

A sight that lists where the cheapest drinks are in Western Australia
You can search boozewatch to find the best drink bargains in Western Australia
boozewatch by Croweater February 18, 2008

Baewatch 

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.
Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch
Baewatch by mambo-p May 26, 2016

Baewatch 

The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vain hope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.
Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.

Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.

Five days later...

Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!

Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.
Baewatch by Moontoons June 30, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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