bushmeatburrito's definitions

Shitbaby

A special child that is conceived by a couple by a woman removing her husband's semen from another man's anus and placing inside of her.

She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.

by bushmeatburrito September 7, 2016

Golden Buttplug

A rich liberal that is hell bent on cramming their agenda down everybody's throats.

Working poor: It'd be really nice if that golden buttplug would shut up about social issues that obviously do not affect them in any way.

by bushmeatburrito September 15, 2016

Flakifornian

A stereotypical Californian native, who happens to also be a complete flake.

Wow, I have never known such a complete oxygen stealing flake in my life. What a Flakifornian!

by bushmeatburrito July 10, 2016

ramen bowl generation

The generation of those who grew up eating nothing but cheap ramen noodles as children because their parents did not care what they ate. As adults they believe tax payers should continue to provide them with the MSG-laden sustenance that they require for survival. Can be found at Anti-Trump rallies holding up their empty ramen bowls, whining.

Person 1: Hey why are all those Trump protesters holding up ramen bowls?
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.

by bushmeatburrito February 20, 2017

helium head

Your typical social media person. A rubber-skinned blow up doll that is seeking to make themselves look better to a bunch of other blow up dolls. All they really have in common is their contempt for anybody who may have it better than they.

Watch as the billions of happy helium heads float brainlessly into the brown skies of self consumption.

by bushmeatburrito June 11, 2016

henqueef

Gas that is emitted from the female sex organ of a chicken.

Did you hear that henqueef?

by bushmeatburrito September 23, 2016

Brokewatch

A flakey ass person who always uses a broken watch for their reason for being late. They always keep a cheap digital watch with a broken display on their wrist, which they will point to if asked why they are late.

That guy is a brokewatch. Don't bother asking why he's late, he will start crying about how he fell down the stairs on his way to work and how lucky he was that he didn't break his neck.

by bushmeatburrito July 10, 2016