You're really not an alcoholic, you just want to have fun as you slowly commit suicide and you haven't figured out why.
by bushmeatburrito April 15, 2016
by bushmeatburrito February 08, 2016
A special child that is conceived by a couple by a woman removing her husband's semen from another man's anus and placing inside of her.
She used a turkey baster covered in KY jelly to remove her husband's semen from her favorite male hairstylist's anus . She then put the brew inside of her, so they could all have a bonafide "shitbaby" together. She would never have to wait for another hair appointment again.
by bushmeatburrito September 07, 2016
by bushmeatburrito July 11, 2016
The generation of those who grew up eating nothing but cheap ramen noodles as children because their parents did not care what they ate. As adults they believe tax payers should continue to provide them with the MSG-laden sustenance that they require for survival. Can be found at Anti-Trump rallies holding up their empty ramen bowls, whining.
Person 1: Hey why are all those Trump protesters holding up ramen bowls?
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
Person 2: They are the ramen bowl generation. That's why.
by bushmeatburrito February 20, 2017
Working poor: It'd be really nice if that golden buttplug would shut up about social issues that obviously do not affect them in any way.
by bushmeatburrito September 16, 2016
A flakey ass person who always uses a broken watch for their reason for being late. They always keep a cheap digital watch with a broken display on their wrist, which they will point to if asked why they are late.
That guy is a brokewatch. Don't bother asking why he's late, he will start crying about how he fell down the stairs on his way to work and how lucky he was that he didn't break his neck.
by bushmeatburrito July 11, 2016