bootyness

not right;messed up;wrong

man you stole my koolaid; thats some straight up bootyness

by iiloveyou923 October 16, 2011

Boyness

/ˈbȯi•nëss/

1. (adjective) The state or condition of being a boy.

2. (noun) The male genitalia.

1. “When he shyly took her hand, she was smitten by his sweet boyness.”

2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”

by Syrio Forel May 29, 2020

bootynet

Internet that disconnects and kicks you off more than twice a day. Not porn.

"Wow, the neighbor I steal my Internet from has some serious bootynet."

by Leggwil18 September 15, 2016

Bootyversary

When someone has had the same booty call for a year

Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"

by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014

Bootyless Man

A man with no or very small butt.

Franna: Oh my God! THAT MAN OVER THERE IS A BOOTYLESS MAN!!!!

Leah: He is!

by Hide Lover September 11, 2011

Bottness

Bottness is how people call hot robots. Common for scientists.

That robot is a bottness, Imma ask her out!

by Gwibft August 25, 2013

BootyNectar

When a man cums in a girls anus, whatever seeps out is BootyNectar

“Maddie Flores has definitely had some BootyNectar dripping out of her”

by TheAssJuice1 November 15, 2018