bootyness 

not right;messed up;wrong

man you stole my koolaid; thats some straight up bootyness

bootyness by iiloveyou923 October 16, 2011

Boyness

/ˈbȯi•nëss/

1. (adjective) The state or condition of being a boy.

2. (noun) The male genitalia.

1. “When he shyly took her hand, she was smitten by his sweet boyness.”

2. “As he stood, the bath towel around his waist fell to the floor and revealed his boyness.”

Boyness by Syrio Forel May 29, 2020

bootynet 

Internet that disconnects and kicks you off more than twice a day. Not porn.

"Wow, the neighbor I steal my Internet from has some serious bootynet."

bootynet by Leggwil18 September 15, 2016

Bootyversary 

When someone has had the same booty call for a year

Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"

Bootyversary by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014

Bootyless Man 

A man with no or very small butt.

Franna: Oh my God! THAT MAN OVER THERE IS A BOOTYLESS MAN!!!!

Leah: He is!

Bootyless Man by Hide Lover September 11, 2011

Bottness 

Bottness is how people call hot robots. Common for scientists.

That robot is a bottness, Imma ask her out!

Bottness by Gwibft August 25, 2013

BootyNectar 

When a man cums in a girls anus, whatever seeps out is BootyNectar

“Maddie Flores has definitely had some BootyNectar dripping out of her”

BootyNectar by TheAssJuice1 November 15, 2018