The scale rating women on how many kilos bodyweight they'd have to lose before one would consider sleeping with them.
The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).
Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale
The number indicating the amount of kilos the woman has to burn, meaning the scale ranges from 0 (totally doable) to infinite (NEVA).
Not to be confused with the Draught Beer Scale
- Dude that fat chick over there is totally eyeing you!
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy
- She's gourgeous. A solid 9!
- Dude... On the kg-scale maybe
- I like'em chuppy
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.
The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"
Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:
- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola
- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
- That girl could give me AIDS
- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight
- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia
by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014
A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.
The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014
The buddhist counterterm to YOLO.
Short for You Don't Only Live Once.
Origin: Unknown, but qualitative research suggests an origin from some ambitious female afraid of having too much fun.
Short for You Don't Only Live Once.
Origin: Unknown, but qualitative research suggests an origin from some ambitious female afraid of having too much fun.
1 - "Babe, let's get busy tonight"
2 - "I wanna wait till we're married"
1 - "Come on, live a little!"
2 - "YDOLO"
2 - "I wanna wait till we're married"
1 - "Come on, live a little!"
2 - "YDOLO"
by UT+Per7 August 14, 2014
By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018
A sub-definition of you done fucked up
When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"
In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.
When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"
In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
by UT+Per7 January 08, 2017
The art of achieving penetration of 100 - 999 women during one's lifetime no money involved.
It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.
When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.
When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
Bro 1: "Are you gonna be attending Maddi's three digit party next weekend?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."
Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"
Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."
Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"
Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
by UT+Per7 September 17, 2014