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Fart dominance
By farting louder a person is using passive-aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimates women and lesser males to not release as much flatulence and thus women and lesser males fearing for their safety don't release fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness.
Fart dominance by UT+Per7 April 20, 2018
you done trumped up
YOU DONE TRUMPED UP
A specification of you done fucked up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
A specification of you done fucked up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
you done trumped up by UT+Per7 January 27, 2017
you done trumped up
When making an idiotic and possibly drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" that ends up biting you in the ass
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
you done trumped up by UT+Per7 January 15, 2017
You done trumped up
A sub-definition of you done fucked up
When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"
In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.
When making a drunken statement like "I'll run for president!" and your drinking buddies initially support you because you promise them stupid things like: "Then Rex, you'd be my Secretary of State"
In the odd case your initial statement becomes reality and you have an unwanted presidency waiting for you then YOU DONE TRUMPED UP.
Guy 1: "I promised my girlfriend that the next time I was hungover on a Tuesday, I'd do the dishes for a week"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
Guy 2: "Well tonight is Monday so I guess you done trumped up"
You done trumped up by UT+Per7 January 8, 2017
the Frank Hvam-test
A test used to assess the probability of being in love with a girl purely for her sexual appearance.
The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
The actual test is performed by jerking off. If you still think about the girl after slapping the ham you and your friends are doomed.
Named after Danish comedian Frank Hvam
- Dude 1: ”I think I might really be in love with this girl.”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
- Dude 2: ”Please try using the Frank Hvam-test before doing anything crazy”
- Dude 1: ”Even right after jerking off, I still think about this girl”
- Dude 2: ”I am so sorry bro… You are truly doomed”
the Frank Hvam-test by UT+Per7 November 20, 2014
Bootyversary
Bro 1: "Dude it's my bootyversary today. Wanna go for a beer?"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
Bro 2: "It's been a year already?! You gotta renew your pathetic life, bro"
Bootyversary by UT+Per7 September 29, 2014
Three digits
The art of achieving penetration of 100 - 999 women during one's lifetime no money involved.
It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.
When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
It is generally considered a shameful, pitiful disgrace not to reach three digits before marriage. Such waste-of-man should get properly sacked at his bachelor party.
When the first bro reaches three digits it calls for celebration. Preferably throwing a big party with loads of drunk females that will help the rest of the bros on their way to reaching the three digits.
Bro 1: "Are you gonna be attending Maddi's three digit party next weekend?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."
Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"
Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
Bro 2: "Yeah, man. Wouldn't miss it for the world. I'm planing on having my own pussyversary."
Bro 1: "What do chicks even call the three digits anyways?"
Bro 2: "Chicks never reach three digits. That much I know"
Three digits by UT+Per7 September 17, 2014