by Gwibft August 25, 2013
Get the Bottness mug.Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"
"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"
"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"
"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
by Mango#5 September 14, 2009
Get the Buttness mug.Botness-(adj.) a person who is an asshole or bitch about having their standards; in other words someone not allowing you to do something without their consent.
Girl: Alright let's party
Bouncer: Can't let you in its full
Hot ass lady walks in the Club
Girl: Your such a botness person, you dick
Bouncer: Not my rules
Bouncer: Can't let you in its full
Hot ass lady walks in the Club
Girl: Your such a botness person, you dick
Bouncer: Not my rules
by Shane_Pizza June 2, 2016
Get the botness mug.A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.
by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020
Get the boltness mug.Just like Siri, Bixby and Alexa : they are all botness
(Not be be confused with my AI who’s name is Bottness…. )
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by Thisguy919 July 20, 2024
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