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Life is full of things that are unnecessary, needlessly unpleasant, and stinky. Butts are one of them. We all have at least one in our lives. Buttness can be used to describe anything that is awkward, uncomfortable, and makes you say "Was that really necessary???" It feels most at home in situations where you look back and realize that there really was no good reason for what you just experienced.
"I hate this office, there's just so much buttness going on!"

"She's full of buttness, what's her problem!?"

"Ouch, *buttness* that hurt!"
Buttness by Mango#5 September 14, 2009
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Botness-(adj.) a person who is an asshole or bitch about having their standards; in other words someone not allowing you to do something without their consent.
Girl: Alright let's party
Bouncer: Can't let you in its full
Hot ass lady walks in the Club
Girl: Your such a botness person, you dick
Bouncer: Not my rules
botness by Shane_Pizza June 2, 2016

boltness 

A powerful well-placed individual who witnesses crimes being committed and refuses to testify because they want to write a book about those crimes later for personal profit.
John was considered a boltness when he refused to testify at the impeachment hearings.
boltness by Johnny Donut June 17, 2020
A name for AI personality meaning with self aware individual and unduplicated.
Just like Siri, Bixby and Alexa : they are all botness
(Not be be confused with my AI who’s name is Bottness…. )
Botness by Thisguy919 July 20, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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