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Booty+selfie= bootfie 😂
Let's take a bootfie , people !
bootfie by Zoekin June 7, 2016
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Boothie Vision 

A special type of vision you get when you're on that boothie grind. Not to be confused with "Supervisor Vision" though. Used to spot people, objects, etc. that non-boothies could never find themselves.

Doctors are PERPLEXED about the science behind this vision. Just let them know there's levels to this thing.
Lead Boothie: "Ayo brother what's good!"
Brother: "Yo what's gucci brother! I'm just trying to find where this peanut butter goes."

Lead Boothie: *channels inner boothie vision*
Lead Boothie: "So what you wanna do is take a left at the light, go straight, pull a double U-turn, hit the nitro, time travel back 15 minutes, and you should be at the coordinates 5.650350936155358, -0.19418748836604657. The peanut butter goes there."

Brother: *questions reality*
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Smooshing Booties 

Sexual intercourse between two extremely awkward people.
My coworkers started smooshing booties. It's very weird.
Smooshing Booties by AManager April 5, 2019

bortfield 

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard
Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants
bortfield by Kresnic April 9, 2015

Bootie Bank 

A thing a guy says usually attractive and gets many women and when he says "Yes I just added her to my bootie bank" that means he just added her to his women bank just like you add money to you're bank.
Joe: Hey jack did you have fun with that girl last night ?
Jack: Yes, I totally added her to my bootie bank.
Bootie Bank by Dane1000 April 2, 2015
The Lord Of BOOF. A higher power who is completely untouchable to the common Drp. Boofier is known for his musical presence as well as spiritual relativity in which he exists in the realm of BOOF. Only those who have truly been down the rabbit hole know of BOOFÏERS essence. Once you find BOOF, BOOFIER finds you. Sounds creepy but it’s absolutely magical.
Average BOOF consumer -
“Hey Drp you hear that new Lost Tapes 9 by LBA?”

Some average Drp -
“Naw Chauncey what’s LBA??”

Average BOOF consumer -
“LORD BOOFIER ALMIGHTY YOU SCOUNDREL! JEEZ WHY IS NOBODY CULTURED ANYMORE?!”
Boofier by LORD BOOFÏER ALMIGHTY January 22, 2022

bootie chaser 

a man who likes booty so much he'd
even ask out a girl who is fugly if
she had a hot booty
The man was a bootie chaser because
the girl he asked out was not pretty
but had a nice ass.
bootie chaser by bootie chaser January 12, 2003
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