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When a chick takes her fingers (or dildo etc) and shoves it up her pussy producing the same effect as sex
Man, look at that chick shoving herself....

man: what were you doing last night?
woman: i was shoving myself
shoving by Ryder_69 January 11, 2006

shoving breadsticks into my purse

A meme that takes place on a fictional date in Olive Garden. The first person asks a question about something they enjoy. The date responds with something they find problematic, bad, unfortunate, and the date immediately begins shoving breadsticks into their purse and says they have to go home. Can also be told with the person asking what astrology sign they are, and the response is Gemini. Gemini is said to be a problematic sign on dates and therefore begins shoving breadsticks into their purse.
Me: What astrology sign are you?
Them: Gemini
Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: I have to go home now, immediately.

Shoving Brown 

To have anal sex with someone when they have not emptied their rectum.
I was trying anal sex with my girlfriend and found myself shoving brown!
Shoving Brown by A Bastard July 20, 2006

Shoving Wesley into the airlock. 

Sticking your knob inside a tight hole.
Picard wriggled his eyebrows at Beverly and winked. "I'm shoving Wesley into the airlock." Beverly winked back, " Make sure you push him all the way inside this time."

Shoving at DQ 

This is one of very few activities to do in Cokato (see Cokato). All of the people who Shove at DQ know perfectly well what they’re getting themselves into. Most often, you will find Bangers Shoving and a select few will even let you bum their heem. It is widely known as the top rated tourist attraction of this beautiful city.
Guy: Wanna go do something?

Girl: Like what?
Guy: Let’s go Do some Shoving at DQ since there’s nothing else to do!
Girl: Don’t forget your heem!
Shoving at DQ by Boyzoffall June 27, 2019

shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy 

if you don't understand what the hell this is, you might be so retarded you considered doing this.
"i want to start shoving a copy of halo 2 multiplayer map pack up my bussy with you"
"hell no"
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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