lard 

A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.

Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!

lard by John Y. March 15, 2004

Lard 

1. Pig Fat
2. Fat Person

1. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.

Lard by WingedKid January 13, 2011

lard 

1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.

1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!

lard by Gina Leonardo July 26, 2003

lard 

Fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier ass all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat

Stop being such a lardass and get over here
Dude: OMG CHECK THIS LARDASS B*** shes so fat She can't fit through doors
lardass:I'm not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eat the darn lard!!!"
"stop being such a pussy you lardass"

lard by emonkeh December 28, 2005

Lard 

An extreme kind of lazyness. This person will spend hours on the couch burbing and will hate washing. His sleeping quarters or pit are sickening and his feet will stink like a skunk. This person is a disgrace.

That person is a Lard

Lard by Tzveta November 1, 2006

Lard 

N. The Deity to whom televangelists pray

"We've been able to get our $8,000,000,000 in pledges-uh to support the new Mercedes for the Children outreach. Praise the Lard!"

Lard by DaBunny July 1, 2005

Lard 

Someone or something that is worse then the term Butters

Guy 1: Yoooo dude, check out that girl, shes buff!

Guy 2: Naaaah fam, she aint even butters, she's Lard

Lard by ManLykeAdi October 21, 2017