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bortfield

Fat Tub of F*cken Lard
Dude that guy is a BortField, shoving his fat in his pants
by Kresnic April 9, 2015
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Pull a Barefield

To disappear so completely and suddenly from a social gathering without anyone realizing it that even your closest friends aren't sure you were ever really there. May also refer to never answering calls, emails or texts for the purpose of not having any fun of any kind with friends to concentrate solely on school or work.
- "Dude, I swear Lisa was right here next to me just a second ago."
- "Don't worry, you're not going crazy; she's been known to pull a barefield at every party she goes to."

I've been trying to get a hold of Dave for weeks to hang out, but with the MCAT coming up, he's been pulling one heck of a barefield on me.
by pouringsunny June 10, 2011
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Barfield Classic

The action of leaving Video Game tournaments midway through in order to communicate with a significant other, thus leaving the boys.
Oh! He's done it again. We die off spawn and he goes and does a Barfield Classic for the next three hours.
by RandomShitter February 10, 2021
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bromfield

public school in Harvard that has drug problems, sets trash cans and boxes on fire, pees all over the juul room floor, and writes swastikas and bomb threats in the bathroom. oh yea and they’re pretty good at soccer.
“there’s no kid like a Bromfield kid
by soc26 June 23, 2018
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Justin Berfield

A young American actor best known for his character as "Reese" on the tv show Malcolm in the Middle.
"I watched Malcolm in the Middle today and Justin Berfield's character, Reese did the funniest thing!"
by cutie143 April 1, 2007
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Bonafield

A crazy awesome fun writing teacher who really likes chihuahuas.
"That girl over there is such a bonafield!"
"Yeah, she's so fun and I love her chihuahua!"
by jseigler November 11, 2012
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boatfield

A term for people who enjoy rusty items and seeing how long they can hold said items in their anal passages before shitting themselves. Enjoys the act of chewing on pencil flab and night humping rabbit beasts. They also like to caress horny toads and then put previously spanked caterpillars in other persons mouths and make them chomp superhard. They are all incredibly beautiful, with the exception of any called Pete, who is pug ugly and a raging homosexual with earwax problems.
"hey man, did you see that boatfield down the lane earlier today? they were getting dangerously near that pond, at least they're hot damn digity fine. Oh, sorry dude, i forgot you have to look at that ugly fuck Pete who's boning your mum"
by bangtwat June 14, 2008
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