boobstacle

a place where having large breasts gets in the way.

"I don't think I can fit in that roller coaster seat, it seems like the front bar would be a major boobstacle."

by Chris Aoyama January 7, 2008

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

by mlepea July 13, 2014

Boobacles

slang another name for the word boobs or breasts. First used on Reddit.

"When I was around 11 or 12 my brother-in-law, who is a physician, gave me the "random fact" that the medical term for breasts is actually BOOBACLES, thus making "boob" the slang term." -ghost-from-tomorrow, Reddit.

by PengoonTheGreat May 31, 2016

Boobstacles

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.

A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.

by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

Blobstacle

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

by Squirrel April 26, 2004

boobsicle

where a woman has "cold" or "hard" nipples and the male oraly has fun with them.

"Hey babe, you be lookin' mighty perky, I'm in the mood for some boobsicles..."

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003

Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015