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Definitions by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie

they have an app for that 

A clever thing to say when you are otherwise at a loss for words.

Comes directly from the smart-phone boom and their endless applications ranging from farts, to directions, to kitten backgrounds.

Saying this automatically makes you popular.
Stephanie: Damn Pat, Tommy and I were grinding for so long last night that my shit still hurts. I swear that kid just doesn't know what else to do.

Patrick: They have an app for that.

Gamer: I is think I should no is play teh Warcraps no mores. Wackin it are becomming chore.

Loyal Friend: Dey is has teh apps 4 dat.

strap slap 

Stemming from BRC or Bra Removal Confusion.
It occurs when one (either male or female) cannot undo a bra and the strap (in front, back, or side) and it slips, immediately followed with a whipping sound that results in minor to severe bruising on the shoulder blades, spinal column, or breasts.
My boyfriend can't take my bra off properly. I keep getting f***ing strap slap!
BRC is an acronym for Bra Removal Confusion. It results from the many different types of bra clasp devices in modern times, leaving both men and women alike at a loss of sex drive. Males have to keep up with the styles, which is difficult and when removing another's bra, often also results in lack of self-confidence - stemming from the cock-block factor of having to figure out the bra clasp.
If you see BRC as a problem,
the Facebook Group "Stop Bra Removal Confusion"
has a solution for you. This is just one of the many established organizations dedicated to uniting BRC victims and standardizing bra clasps.
BRC by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie October 12, 2006

light petting 

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).
Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

kemosareekyism 

A religion (actually more of a way of life like buddhism) founded in 1999 at the turn of the century by an irish/mexican fellow by the name of Pat Silva. The basis of beliefs is that all holidays should be celebrated and all religions should be embraced.
"My religion is kemosareekyism!"

bomb-sauce 

like the bomb, except much cooler. Has nothing to do with nuclear arsenal or other such weaponry related to the explosive tools of war. Much more of a person or action that is too cool or awesome to have any other word for
thats like the bomb-sauce of this whole party wizzatch!

wizzatch 

jokingly derogatory name substituted for biatch or bizzatch. Like i just said in case you missed it, it is usually said when joking around, or needing to end a sentence after making a point by way of a name-calling
shut it wizzatch

you just got served wizzatch