light petting

Between petting and heavy petting. Stroking hair, massages (including foot).

Tom and Sally engaged in light petting while hanging out.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie September 24, 2006

con

Bad, not good, stoopid.

Man, this church session is con. The speaker is con. The girls are con.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 06, 2003

sucky-sucky?

either meaning "will you give me oral pleasure?" or "do you want to recieve oral pleasure?" which is a good thing either way like if a man says it to a woman or a woman to a man because those are the only ways I swing.

"would you like a little sucky-sucky?"

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 10, 2003

brown eye

see <red eye>

see <red eye>

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie March 17, 2003

you dont play nice

what to say when tom doesnt play nice

Tom, you broke the tower of eternal sufferage and sincerity! Get him!
*throws blocks at his skinny head*
YOU DONT PLAY NICE! *wam* *wamwamwam*
*wack*

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie May 24, 2004

BRC

BRC is an acronym for Bra Removal Confusion. It results from the many different types of bra clasp devices in modern times, leaving both men and women alike at a loss of sex drive. Males have to keep up with the styles, which is difficult and when removing another's bra, often also results in lack of self-confidence - stemming from the cock-block factor of having to figure out the bra clasp.

If you see BRC as a problem,
the Facebook Group "Stop Bra Removal Confusion"
has a solution for you. This is just one of the many established organizations dedicated to uniting BRC victims and standardizing bra clasps.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie October 12, 2006

shankage

refering to the uglieness of a chick.

Dang that girl is shank. She has so much shankage she could shank the shankiest shanker.

by patty-o-pinch-me-youdie April 06, 2003