Blobstacle 

When a fat person gets in your way.

Sorry, I was late there was a blobstacle on the bus.

Blobstacle by Squirrel April 26, 2004

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.

"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"

Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.

A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.

Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

slobstacle course

Surroundings that have become difficult to navigate because of excessive clutter.

I nearly tripped and broke my neck passing through the slobstacle course my kids left in the living room.

slobstacle course by mistert20032003 March 24, 2009

boobstacle 

a place where having large breasts gets in the way.

"I don't think I can fit in that roller coaster seat, it seems like the front bar would be a major boobstacle."

boobstacle by Chris Aoyama January 7, 2008

Bobstacle 

is a cross between bob and Testical, a name often given to one that has amazing super powers, and is mainly given to those special people who go by the wonderful name, Luciano!!!

"hey, Luciano... you're such a bobstacle"

Bobstacle by luigiano October 4, 2011

Boobstache

Chest hair on a man (and maybe some women).

I like men with some nice boobstache, it's so masculine and sexy!

Really? I prefer mine with a smooth chest.

Boobstache by Laura-May July 11, 2012