Boobstracted

*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight

I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.

Boobstracted by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015

Boobstracted

What happens when the sight of a nice pair of boobs passing by causes one to be distracted from whatever they were doing.

"So I was on my way to the ...." (nice boobs walk by) ... "What was I talking about? Sorry, I was boobstracted."

Boobstracted by Urban Misanthrope July 14, 2017

Bootystracted 

The act of being distracted because you were looking at a girl's ass.

Angelo: Oh shit dude, look at the ride passing by
Memo: What ride?
Angelo: I can't believe you got Bootystracted, the Mustang was bad ass.
Memo: You can't miss a good ass tho.

Bootystracted by angelo4chris June 1, 2016