Boobtable 

A boobtable is where a person attaches 2 bathroom plungers to their chest using the suction bulb, places a flat surface on top of the shafts, and then places objects on the flat surface.

He pulled the tablecloth off the boobtable without knocking over the glass

Boobtable by Thoringerveer October 5, 2023

Boobtuber

A female vlogger who's vacuous videos emphasize her breasts at every possible opportunity in order to accumulate views. The video thumbnail will also contain a prominent picture of her breasts.

The actual video content and dialogue is typically dire. Many viewers will note in the comments that they muted the sound in order to increase their enjoyment of the video.

The term comes from a variation of the term "Youtuber," one who uses Youtube. We arrive at "Boobtuber," one who uses one's boobs to generate traffic on their Youtube channel, by substituting "Bob" for "You" in Youtube. This is also a clever play on words in that a "Boobtube" is also a ladies garment often sported by Boobtubers in their videos.

Boobtuber's videos are popular with young males who have strict (militant) parents that would severely reprimand them if they were found to be viewing dubious sites, whereas good wholesome Youtube is considered fine..."It's ok mom, it's only Youtube...etc etc"

"You're not watching that boobtuber again are you? She's clearly not an intelligent person"

Boobtuber's video comments section:

"Thumbs up if you clicked here for the boobs" (4567 thumbs up)

Scenario of young male with strict militant parents:

Billy: "Mom is it ok if I go on Youtube for 3 hours?"

Mom: "Sure Billy, what are you going to look at?"

Billy: "I'm interested in learning Japanese"

Mom: "Knock your self out Billy"

Billy --> Runs to the computer, fires up Youtube and searches for "Japanese word of the week,"

Wonders what the phrase for "Oh yeah baby" is in Japanese...requests that a video covers that specific phrase in the comments section.

Boobtuber by Joost911 February 10, 2013

boopable 

Someone adorable who makes you yearn to boop his or her nose.

Man, look at that Mark, he is just so boopable!

boopable by Carol T. August 25, 2007

Boobacles 

slang another name for the word boobs or breasts. First used on Reddit.

"When I was around 11 or 12 my brother-in-law, who is a physician, gave me the "random fact" that the medical term for breasts is actually BOOBACLES, thus making "boob" the slang term." -ghost-from-tomorrow, Reddit.

Boobacles by PengoonTheGreat May 31, 2016

Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.

A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.

Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

Boopable 

A persons' nose that can be poked/prodded because of the shape of it.

Luke Hemmings' nose is extremely boopable

Boopable by Janasuars For Life June 5, 2015

boozable 

40 40 oz wifebeater tallboy pounder A large single beer meant to give one a buzz all on it's own but not to make one drunk. Much like an oscar meyer lunchable (cheese, meat and cracker snack pack) is a single serving snack meant to curb hunger but is not big enough to fill you up.

Pete: Did you go to the store and get the 18 pack yet?
Craig: No but there's a couple of boozables in the fridge for now

boozable by FLYFISHDUDE May 23, 2006