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Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..
Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...
Obstacle Corpse by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Boobstache

You know that sweat stain that ladies get under their boobs? The sweat pours down the central boob canal, and out the sides in the underboob regions - thus forming the sweatstain in the shape of a mustache... aka, the Boobstache.
"yo, check out the handlebar boobstache on the girl on the elliptical."

"eh, I'm looking at the porn boobstache on the girl twerking out on the treadmill!"
Boobstache by mlepea July 13, 2014

Boobstacles 

When a womens boobs are too big and get in the way of completing a task.
A women reached for her stapler, but her boobstacles knocked over her water bottle which spilled all over her desk.
Boobstacles by Brian Sorry April 30, 2008

Obstacle Course-it 

when there is alot of things or people in the way you have move around them, go over things or under things.
person one: How do I get through there if all this stuff in my way
Person two: Dude I guess your going to have to obstacle couse-it
or
Your mom: How do you get to your bed with all this mess in your room
You: I obstacle course-it

Nobstacle 

A person who is/or acts like a nob and persistently gets in one's way
Nobstacle: He knew I was late for a million things, but continued flapping his gums because he's obviously the only one that 'life' happened to.
Nobstacle by the-city-winkle March 18, 2016

jobstacle 

A mixture of job and obstacle, which are usually required to be completed before one leaves the house.
Most commonly used jobstacles:
1. Clean your room.
2. Feed the dog.
Zerah: Yaye, another day to gorge on frozen coke, unobstructed by --

Mother: Zar! Clean your room first!
Zerah: Damn jobstacles.
jobstacle by Kontemptuous July 15, 2009