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bonerdox 

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.
Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.
bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009
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bonkendorn 

the act of beating someone in beer pong so badly that they cant even comprehend it.
They made every single shot and kept fucking us up with the bounce combos, they went bonkendorn on our asses.
When you put your hard long reptilian dick inside of a Honeycomb
My friend aiden did a bonercomb last night, he says it was legendary
bonercomb by Mr.goofgoof January 28, 2021

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

Boneroma 

The way a cock smells. That penile aroma. Can be mild or strong.
I tried to go down but his boneroma was too pungent and the smegma was too strong to handle so I made him shower.

Just ran 5 miles in this heat and I can smell my own boneroma.

Her tiny dorm room reeked of sex. The combo of her nasty gash and my sweaty boneroma left a an olfactory surprise for her roommate.
Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Boneroma 

The stank smell of a man’s junk. Enhanced by poor hygiene and sweating.
My boneroma smells like a ripe cheese. I need to shower.
Boneroma by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020