bonedome

when you have a boner in your sleeping bag

woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome

bonedome by gavintino September 21, 2019

Bongdome 

The term given to the sexual act of lighting a mans balls on fire while giving him head.

“The hookup was a total rage man, I got bongdomed by Koen!”

Bongdome by Koen Gilbert February 6, 2021

boredome 

1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.

2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.

1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.

2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.

boredome by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009

bonesome

Derived from the properties of extremely well cooked chicken. It is so tasty that you want to eat it all up, to the bone. It is bonesome.

Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.

Wandeep: Oh shit, that KFC bucket is bonesome.

Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.

M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.

bonesome by Andreja Muller January 24, 2011

bonerometer 

The name for your penis when you achieve a hard on right before a rainstorm.

Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'

bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010

bonesome

sexless; similar to lonesome but without the pussy

Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.

My bitch needs to come home cause i'm bonesome.

bonesome by Christian Even April 17, 2005

Bonedozer 

A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.

Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.

Bonedozer by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009