bonedome
woke up in the morning in my sleeping bag, and what i woke up to was not morning wood, but a bonedome
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Bongdome
Bongdome by Koen Gilbert February 6, 2021
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boredome
1. The act of becoming bored while receiving fellatio, usually due to a lack of stimulation, imagination, skill or experience on the part of the fellator.
2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.
2. The act of becoming bored while performing fellatio, usually due to an inordinately long duration before climax.
1. Dude, I got boredome from Tiffany so bad last night. She said she wanted to make it extra dry for me. I think there's a scar now.
2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.
2. Never give John a blowjob. The Lord of the Rings trilogy was on the TV in the background. Director's cut. I think all three finished before he did. Worst case of boredome ever.
boredome by phallocentrictyranny July 10, 2009
bonesome
Derived from the properties of extremely well cooked chicken. It is so tasty that you want to eat it all up, to the bone. It is bonesome.
Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.
Used to describe anything that looks or is extremely tasty, including people and foods.
Wandeep: Oh shit, that KFC bucket is bonesome.
Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.
M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.
Lady Schmidt: Oh my god, Janiel is the sexiest boy I know. I WANT HIM!!!
Serf Janiel: Schmidty, you think i'm bonesome.
M'sier Dougin: I sink dat ze idea of a republique iss bon'sum.
bonesome by Andreja Muller January 24, 2011
bonerometer
Suzy says..."Bobby why is your dick hard?" Bobby replies..."It's about to rain." This is my 'Bonerometer!'
bonerometer by markopoko June 5, 2010
bonesome
sexless; similar to lonesome but without the pussy
Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.
Originated in Pierz, MN by a fella named Cadillac Christian Even.
bonesome by Christian Even April 17, 2005
Bonedozer
A female (or male, if that's how you roll) who is highly unattractive and will cause excited men to go flaccid.
Dude, I had such a massive erection, but then this bonedozer sat down in front of me and I went flaccid like a deflating moonbounce.
Bonedozer by GrundleStiltskin December 5, 2009
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