bonkerdog

cat - crazy, such that it surpasses the behaviour of a meer mutt

fetching a thrown object and bring it back to be thrown again - headbutting you for affection - sitting on the bit of newspaper you are reading and insisting that you pay attention - tripping you up on the stairs because you showered before feeding it - bonkerdog

by cloudhopper January 7, 2006

Bonedog

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.

"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"

by horny seeker February 21, 2021

bonkerdom

The land a person lives in when they have been (professionally or otherwise) deemed as being bonkers.

My psych wrote a report about me that basically says i live in bonkerdom.

by bentalphanerd August 23, 2009

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

bonkering

Mad craving for the butt hole to be fingered- causing the person to go "bonkers".

he had a bonkering but he had no partner, so he used his own finger

by Bonkering December 2, 2014

Bonkering Mad

Noun to describe a person who is absolutely bunkering insane mad crazy nuts.

Did you see Steve jump through that 57th floor window, do a back flip and land on a uni cycle and ride off into the sunset? He's bonkering mad that man.

by GODSLEFTHAND May 14, 2014

bonkendorn

the act of beating someone in beer pong so badly that they cant even comprehend it.

They made every single shot and kept fucking us up with the bounce combos, they went bonkendorn on our asses.

by randythestrangler69 March 22, 2011