34 definitions by TomKVideo
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Usually used after two to three light beers.
Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."
Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 4, 2009
Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2009
The preppy guy at the party who gets drunk first and starts hugging all the guys but none of the girls.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
Verb.
When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.
When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.
by TomKVideo December 8, 2008
by TomKVideo March 24, 2009