TomKVideo's definitions

Kinko's

A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.

Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."

Guy 2: "Art project?"

Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

B.W.A.R.

Black with a rack.

Holy shit. B.W.A.R. -- 5 o'clock.

by TomKVideo January 29, 2009

Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

by TomKVideo December 17, 2008

21228

The zip code just outside Baltimore where dreams go to die.

"Lets get off at Exit 13, hit up the 21228 and see if we can't piss someone off at 7-11."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

sex college

the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.

Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

noogie sex

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

by TomKVideo February 28, 2010