TomKVideo's definitions

GTFO'd

Past Tense...

Got The Fuck Out

past tense of GTFO

It was the fifth day at the in-laws house, so I snapped and GTFO'd.

by TomKVideo December 28, 2008

Facebook News

The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.

Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."

by TomKVideo January 3, 2009

McDonald's Rule

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.

Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.

by TomKVideo February 25, 2010

bonerdox

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Jesus finish

When you come on a chicks tits when she is wearing some sort of crucifix. Bonus points if she licks it off the crucifix. Double bonus if it's on a Sunday.

Give her the Jesus finish. But wait until after midnight so it can be Sunday.

by TomKVideo September 29, 2009

21228

The zip code just outside Baltimore where dreams go to die.

"Lets get off at Exit 13, hit up the 21228 and see if we can't piss someone off at 7-11."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Yengz

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.

Hey, hey, hey! Two yengz!?

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010