Definitions by TomKVideo

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

freakjacker by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

sex college 

the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.

Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.

sex college by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Yengz 

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.

Hey, hey, hey! Two yengz!?

Yengz by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

noogie sex 

When a girl is riding on top, give her a noogie just as she's about to come.

"Oh, I'm gonna come, I'm gonna come, ah, AH"

"NOOGIE SEX!"

*girls walks out of apartment*

noogie sex by TomKVideo February 28, 2010

McDonald's Rule 

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.

Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.

McDonald's Rule by TomKVideo February 25, 2010

bonerdox 

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

Rifiki 

When a man comes on a woman's face, and uses it to draw a line on her forehead with his thumb.

So since her room was full of Disney crap, when I finished I gave her the rifiki.

Rifiki by TomKVideo October 5, 2009