Kinko's

A great place to go to get a poster or banner sized blown up picture of your roommate's girlfriend sucking your dick.
Guy 1: "I'm going to Kinko's. I've got a poster to make before Thursday."

Guy 2: "Art project?"

Guy 1: "My roommates birthday. His girl and I got him a gift."
by TomKVideo September 29, 2009
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Yengz

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.
by TomKVideo April 14, 2010
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Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.
Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.
by TomKVideo December 08, 2008
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conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 03, 2009
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playing the crane game

When a man gets a hand job from a blind woman.
See that girl over there? With the dog and the stick and the nice rack? Looks like she's ready for playing the crane game.
by TomKVideo December 08, 2008
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Thursday

"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."
by TomKVideo August 27, 2009
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Im going to the bathroom

Man code for "I'm going to fuck that guys girlfriend real quick."
"Im going to the bathroom real quick."
by TomKVideo December 30, 2008
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