TomKVideo's definitions

conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.

Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.

by TomKVideo August 3, 2009

preppyfag

The preppy guy at the party who gets drunk first and starts hugging all the guys but none of the girls.

Look, dude, look. That preppyfag. I think he fell out of the mall.

by TomKVideo August 3, 2009

freakjacker

A dude who likes to whack it off to the really obscure shit in private.

So, according to Phil's internet history, he was looking for Jane Jetson, nipple-less girls, and salmon. All in the same 4 minutes. Freakjacker.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

sex college

the lessons that experienced girl in high school taught you.

Everything I had when I got to school here as a freshman, I have to thank Sarah K. for, because she took me to sex college.

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Yengz

Abbreviated spelling and pronounciation for ordering a Yuengling beer in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene.

Hey, hey, hey! Two yengz!?

by TomKVideo April 14, 2010

Thursday

Friday for most college students.

"Let's go to the bar, it's Thursday. Fuck Friday classes."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

bacon ride-along

When a chick is fucking a cop.

"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."

by TomKVideo August 27, 2009