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"Did you see that!? I was just mashing buttons and killed your whole team! Chaos Theory, trick!"
by TomKVideo February 17, 2009
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When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
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The internet news source (Facebook) where you learn possibly factual information about the days of your friends, acquaintances, and stalker prey.
Guy 1: "So hey, do we know where Jenny is tonight?"

Guy 2: "Not exactly, but according to Facebook News, she broke up today and she was feeling sick. Frownie-face."

Guy 1: "...fucking stalker."
by TomKVideo January 4, 2009
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Womens legs that are skinny in the calves -- and overly massive in the thighs. Can make for wild sex.
Sarah is rocking those fucking deer haunches.
by TomKVideo December 29, 2009
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The preppy guy at the party who gets drunk first and starts hugging all the guys but none of the girls.
Look, dude, look. That preppyfag. I think he fell out of the mall.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
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When in the bed room -- the man parts the legs of the woman to prepare for fornication in an epic fashion.
And Jerry did Red Sea that skank -- and it was good.
by TomKVideo December 8, 2008
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Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.
Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!
by TomKVideo March 24, 2009
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