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bonerdox 

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.
Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.
bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009
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Extreme disappointment or anticlimax regarding something that one was previously excited about.
Lewis: When I showed up to the book signing it turned out to be Stephen Baldwin, not Alec Baldwin!

Christa: Bonerdown man!
bonerdown by XtarPags November 28, 2011
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Bonerdoner 

A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.
Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.
Bonerdoner by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012

bonerdome 

someone with a shaved head ..looks like a penis. (skinheads)
there was a gang of bonerdomes walking down the street.
bonerdome by Pajo May 9, 2005

BonerDog 

A band that redefined Heavy Metal Music from 2005 - 2007. In it's short but illustrious career BonerDog recorded many unforgettable songs including 2006's "Hammer Up Your Ass" and "Fuck You Jimmy". In a 2006 recording session the bands front man was rumored to have shoved a bag of frozen peas down his pants for "inspiration". There have been rumors of a reunion tour since the bands breakup in early 2007.
That Band is fucking BonerDog! Wow...this is genius!
BonerDog by BD4eva November 27, 2007

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026