bonerdox 

A combination of a boner and a paradox.

When a man is getting a hard-on for another girl, while his significant other is in the area. Applies for the internet or in real life.

Eric was having trouble and getting a bonerdox. While giving his girlfriend directions to the bar, his friend Chelsea was three drinks in and using him as a human strip pole.

bonerdox by TomKVideo December 8, 2009

bonerdown

Extreme disappointment or anticlimax regarding something that one was previously excited about.

Lewis: When I showed up to the book signing it turned out to be Stephen Baldwin, not Alec Baldwin!

Christa: Bonerdown man!

bonerdown by XtarPags November 28, 2011

Bonerdoner 

A bonerdoner is a guy that a girl, usually very attractive, elects to have pre-arranged sex with her one or more times just to get over a relationship/bad test/daddy problems or just because she is extremely horny at the moment. A bonerdoner differentiates from a fuckbuddy in that they do not necessarily have to be friends, nor do they have to have sex more than one time.

Julia: So, did you get a bonerdoner for the big weekend?

Paulina: Yeah, he's some rich Harvard guy.

Julia: I heard Harvard guys have small dicks.

Paulina: Well I guess I'll find out after this weekend, I mean, he's just a bonerdoner, so it's not like we're attached.

Bonerdoner by JuanCordobes August 14, 2012

bonerdome 

someone with a shaved head ..looks like a penis. (skinheads)

there was a gang of bonerdomes walking down the street.

bonerdome by Pajo May 9, 2005

BonerDog 

A band that redefined Heavy Metal Music from 2005 - 2007. In it's short but illustrious career BonerDog recorded many unforgettable songs including 2006's "Hammer Up Your Ass" and "Fuck You Jimmy". In a 2006 recording session the bands front man was rumored to have shoved a bag of frozen peas down his pants for "inspiration". There have been rumors of a reunion tour since the bands breakup in early 2007.

That Band is fucking BonerDog! Wow...this is genius!

BonerDog by BD4eva November 27, 2007

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019