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Boneyard Bitch 

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

Bonesaw MAGA 

A bastardization of MAGA type american values. A reference to to 2018 killing and dismemberment of an American journalist with a bonesaw because he published articles critical of Saudi Arabia. It’s the darker MAGA where people are okay with and accepting of horrors if they are in the name of/for the sake of MAGA. Popularized by the band Cake’s social media person.
Woah, Trump just abandoned our allies to be slaughtered. That’s some Bonesaw MAGA.
Bonesaw MAGA by Snowhorse420 October 14, 2019

Boneyard beauty 

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.
That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!
Boneyard beauty by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021

Bonesaw is Ready 

Phrase from the 2002 movie "Spiderman", where Spiderman is about to fight Randy Savage (Bonesaw McGraw) but Randy says "Bonesaw is ready!" It
Bonesaw is Ready by Le Carlton September 25, 2017

boneyard bound 

As many writers have said, ala Hemingway and Ginsberg, all things are headed for eventual death.
Ginsberg sang with William F. Buckley sang "for the boneyard bound."
boneyard bound by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2021

bonesprocket

(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.
"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"
bonesprocket by Michael Dentico April 28, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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