bonehard

To masturbate very very hard and for a long time.
Could also mean to fuck somebody very very hard.
Your choice really.

n00b: duuude that girl makes me bonehard!!1
person: omfgzzz!!1! shes BUFFTINGZ rofl

by Beka Bonehard March 16, 2007

Boneyard Bitch

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass

I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Boneyard beauty

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.

That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!

by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021

boneyard bound

As many writers have said, ala Hemingway and Ginsberg, all things are headed for eventual death.

Ginsberg sang with William F. Buckley sang "for the boneyard bound."

by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2021

bonehandler

Southern ghetto for "prostitute"

My bonehandler only gets a little skrilla for some head.

by westgateian September 9, 2003

boneyard

(also shortened to 'yard) Noun representing sexual intercourse

I'd take her to the boneyard...
yeah, we've been around the 'yard... Is this the front yard or the Boneyard?

by ahahnn August 11, 2003

boneyard

The extra bunch of bones set aside for pulling when you are not able to make a play during dominoes, mother fucker.

Julie is always goin' to the boneyard, heh, she'll never win!

by Gemilie August 31, 2006