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bonehard 

To masturbate very very hard and for a long time.
Could also mean to fuck somebody very very hard.
Your choice really.
n00b: duuude that girl makes me bonehard!!1
person: omfgzzz!!1! shes BUFFTINGZ rofl
bonehard by Beka Bonehard March 16, 2007
Words you can keep

Boneyard Bitch 

Her pussy is so dry it takes a full bottle of baby oil just to get it wet enough for you. She instigates sex but is all dried up. May as well be fucking her in the ass
I need to order more baby oil you boneyard bitch

Fuck off you small dick cunt would be her retort

Boneyard beauty 

This is machinery that is ready for retirement due to being worn out.
That pickup truck is a real Boneyard beauty!
Boneyard beauty by I, Wreckerrr March 29, 2021

boneyard bound 

As many writers have said, ala Hemingway and Ginsberg, all things are headed for eventual death.
Ginsberg sang with William F. Buckley sang "for the boneyard bound."
boneyard bound by I, Wreckerrr April 6, 2021

bonehandler 

My bonehandler only gets a little skrilla for some head.
bonehandler by westgateian September 9, 2003

boneyard 

(also shortened to 'yard) Noun representing sexual intercourse
I'd take her to the boneyard...
yeah, we've been around the 'yard... Is this the front yard or the Boneyard?
boneyard by ahahnn August 11, 2003

boneyard 

The extra bunch of bones set aside for pulling when you are not able to make a play during dominoes, mother fucker.
Julie is always goin' to the boneyard, heh, she'll never win!
boneyard by Gemilie August 31, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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