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When lying on your back having such a massive erection it’s comparable to the beanstalk from the fairytale Jack & the beanstalk
Whilst watching Matty’s mom exercise, Ad became turned on and his Bonestalk appeared embarrassingly whilst he was bench-pressing at the local gym
Bonestalk by TechNoNotice January 17, 2022

tropical bonestorm 

a boitsterous sexual act lasting for an extended period. refers to the sexual connotation of being "wet."
Rob and his girlfriend were so loud last night, it sounded like Tropical Bonestorm 2009 in there.
To reject. Often, to reject an idea or a request. Usually done by someone in authority though it can be done by a peer as well.
Luke: Hey mom me and Bo are gonna go canoe to cuba tonight.

Mom: No i don't think so honey.

"Dude you just got bonesharked!"

Bo: Hey you wanna go get dinner sometime?

Random Girl: hahaha....no.

"BONESHARKED!!!!"
boneshark by Bo Alan February 4, 2010
An astonishingly amazing woman, though often overlooked. She is under constant pressure to perform as a daughter, sister, friend and citizen of the earth, yet always ends the day with the utmost composure, poise and dignity. A girl who's gender and age is irrelevant, but must be respected. Generally raaaaaadical.
I want to be a bonstAr when I grow up.
bonstAr by opinina December 12, 2008
Verb.
Also can be used as bonestormin' or bonestormed.
To have sex with a man, specifically when a woman targets a man's penis (aka bone) and storms that shit.
This is generally a targeted act, though it requires consent from both parties.
Chelsea totally bonestormed that cute mullet boy from the bar last night...he did not have a chance!

"That boy is a babe! I want to bonestorm him!" said Chelsea. "So you are gonna storm his bone?" asked Bonnie. "Yeah his bone in gonna get stormed!" exclaimed Chelsea.
bonestorm by Chelsea_B December 11, 2009

bonestrong 

To have vigorous sex to remind oneself that one is alive.
I was having a hard time with probably having cancer, but then I remembered I could just bonestrong the pain away.
bonestrong by Veronica Clyde August 1, 2013
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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