3 definitions by Michael Dentico

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someone who constantly understands a common expression as a perverse undertone or statement. Derived from the common phrase "get your mind out of the gutter."

guttermind(s), gutterminded.
Ex. 1:

Mike: "Hey John."

John: "Hey Mike. Where are you?"

Mike: "In bed..."

John: "(chuckles)"

Mike: "Shut the hell up and stop being such a guttermind!"


"Did you see that movie last night? I thought it was really good and deep, but I couldn't watch it with my friends because they were being all gutterminded!"
by Michael Dentico May 13, 2008
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(noun) a term used in common conversation to politely describe an annoying situation; more commonly used as a term to describe an annoyingly shallow or obtuse person.
"We went totally insane over that bonesprocket of a polka concert at our school yesterday."

"Don't you think Gary was being a complete bonesprocket during the movie last night?"
by Michael Dentico April 27, 2008
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someone who is attuned creatively to their surroundings; a person who understands and expresses their life through creative works or motifs.
"Ally wrote a poem because she was sad.... Psshh, what a creativist"

"Ally: Cory made this really cool mural the other day.

John: Who does that?

Ally: You moron, he's a creativist, like me."
by Michael Dentico July 01, 2008
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