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bonerpants 

girls pants worn by guys(emo kids). given the name for being so tight that it is clearly visable of when the emo kid has a boner. There for they are bonerpants
Ben: haha your wearing bonerpants
Justin: No, im being emo for halloween
Ben: yah but there bonerpants
Justin: well at least im not wearing a bra
bonerpants by darkblackdove June 11, 2006
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bonerpants 

Pants that make it look like you're sporting lumber.
I bought these jeans last week, but they were bonerpants, so I don't wear them anymore.
bonerpants by Spike November 27, 2004

bonerpants 

A perverted guy who wears short pants in public and letting everyone easily spot his erection
Karl is a bonerpants,i dont socialize with him anymore
bonerpants by Grigor September 21, 2005

Napolean Bonerpart 

The act of giving a chick the beef-steak while your hand is tucked neatly in your shirt or vest.
Last week I took this girl out, we had some wine and a meal, then I took her back to my place and gave her the old Napolean Bonerpart. You should have been there, it was classy.
Napolean Bonerpart by brad1368 September 1, 2010

boner pants 

(n.) pants one (usually a guy) wears comfortably in his room or household and can comfortably have a boner in without tight resistance or any feeling of irritation; may be worn during duration of watching pornographic material or foreplay (usually with a girl) in a couch/living room or bed/bedroom scenario. these type of pants are usually one cherishes and washes about once a month.
Jack - Hey Jane, check out these new boner pants I got!!
Jane - WOW! Sweet boner pants Jack!
Jack - Yea, they are sweet. Too bad I have one testicle.
Jane - I like to punch babies.
boner pants by Arshak Z. April 23, 2006

bonerparty 

(n.) a bunch of guys standing or sitting while facing the same direction and jacking off to a photo or something. As each ejaculates they shout "NAPOLEON". The last to do so has to wipe the rest of the cum away. The winner usually gets to keep the object of affection until the next boner party.
I've never won nor lost a boner party.
bonerparty by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

Napoleon Bonerparte

Referring to the painting of Napoleon Bonaparte in which it appears that he has a boner.
Mr. Johnson, why does Napoleon have a boner in that picture? We should call him Napoleon Bonerparte
Napoleon Bonerparte by oads December 9, 2009
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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