Spike's definitions

Bite Steel

To suck on a hard wang.

Man, Roy's girlfriend really loves to bite steel. I heard she sucked off 10 guys last night!

by Spike June 19, 2006

RAP

Retards Attempting Poetry

"I listen to rap"
"..retard"

by Spike October 2, 2006

KDP

Know Dis Piece. Being confident and knowing exactly what you're saying.

The earth is round. KDP!

by Spike August 3, 2011

fuck-ass

1. One who fucks ass
2. A dimwitted or unpleasant person

Popularized by the movie Donnie Darko, released in 2001.

"I can smell shit on your dick from here, fuck-ass."
"You are such a fuck-ass."

by Spike July 4, 2004

suck a fuck

A little known act performed in the later Middle Ages. Wandering minstrels, usually those with few talents, would entertain onlookers by "sucking a fuck" which involved a wooden rod and a live goose. The performer would take the rod and try to gently slide it into the anal cavity of the goose without frightening it and causing it to fly away.

"Gather around as I attempt to suck a fuck."
"The entertainer wasn't very good. He tried to suck a fuck and failed miserably and his goose refused to even come near him."
"The goose looked quite content perched on top of the stick. Then we all realized the the performer wasn't using a live goose, it had been dead for hours. The man would never suck a fuck again."

by Spike July 4, 2004

cumbubble

An insult, used to describe somebody who's about as pleasant to hang around with as a bubble of spent cum.

Who the fuck invited this cumbubble to the party?

by Spike September 17, 2004

gcc

The GNU C Compiler, for use with Linux and other open-source operating systems.

Did you get the gcc cross-compiler library for that platform?

by Spike September 24, 2004